Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

Memphis Tigers, Memphis Grizzlies, St. Louis Cardinals fan. simplemindmusings.blogspot.com Bartlett, TN Joined June 2009

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

a year ago

Just a reminder: if you want to endorse a check that doesn't have your name on it, deposit it into your account, and suffer no consequences, just make sure you bank with @USAA. They'll actively refuse to cooperate on your behalf

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

2 years ago

Wish I knew why my mobile deposit to @FirstHorizonBnk was rejected

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

2 years ago

In case you've forgotten, fuck @PayPal. After fraudulent charges to my debit card, I had it canceled. I'm trying to transfer money to my checking account to prevent overdraft fees while the bank is sorting everything out, but I'm unable to transfer to my account w/o a card.

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

2 years ago

Last week, garbage pickup didn't happen until late afternoon. Today, we've had it twice before 9:30. Everything okay, @BartlettTNGov?

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

2 years ago

Was just telling my roommate I hoped they would foul @mconley11 while shooting a buzzer beater 3 so he could sink 3 FTs and send it to overtime like the boss he is. And those motherfuckers did it. And he fucking did it.

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

Well, today I'm shutting down my @PayPal account. After stealing money from me and refusing to even listen to me, they tell me to fuck off. I recommend anyone else who can do the same. I know they don't give a shit about me, but to facilitate and execute theft? That's just shitty

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

Stress balls were the fidget spinners of the 80s. That is all.

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1070886587

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1047556993

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1047556992

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

I'm working video at church this morning, and I told our director, Clay, that I'm an F-tier character. He told me "You're Hulk to me. You're The Thing to me. You're Mr. Fantastic to me." I love that guy.

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3 years ago

Yeah we heard of bears too 🐻

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3 years ago

Yeah we heard of bears too 🐻

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Jonathan Wood @sqlFlipFlap

3 years ago

Draymond Green is so hell bent on convincing people that he's not the dirtiest player in the NBA (which anyone with sense can clearly see) that he's still trying to drag the Grizzlies through the mud. It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's starting to get old. Like Draymond.