@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

Ex-DBA, now Data Engineer. Other data professionals are available. Eat, snooze, run, code, repeat. Who am I kidding - I neither run nor code. talkingdata.rocks Joined June 2010

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

Will the last person to leave this site please leave all the lights and servers on ? I’m done. #mastondon profile in my username. Hope to see you there. If not, please reach out any other way except here. Be excellent to each other. R.

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Shay Loko @jobswithshay

4 years ago

10 things you need to AVOID saying at all costs in job interviews: P.S use number 10 as a hack in all of your interviews. // 🧵a thread🧵//

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

Grant Fritchey @GFritchey

3 years ago

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

O M F G ! That’s a whole load of deep nerd stuff right there. And I am *so* here for this content.

Microsoft SQL Server @SQLServer

3 years ago

O M F G ! That’s a whole load of deep nerd stuff right there. And I am *so* here for this content.

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John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP

3 years ago

To put in context multi millionaire Nadhim Zahawi threatening nurses & ambulance paramedics with bringing in soldiers to break their strike, it’s worth remembering his expenses claim which included heating his horses’ stables was more than a nurse on starting pay is asking for.

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Justyna Lucznik @JustynaLucznik

3 years ago

Excited to share we have just released a new #Synapse runtime for Apache Spark! You can now use #Spark 3.3.1 and #Delta 2.1.1 in preview! #SynapseAnalytics learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/sy…

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

#redflag : when an employer says that they “define an industry standard term as”…

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

AWS. For when you don’t need stuff, but have massive tech #fomo in your C-suite.

Adam Selipsky @aselipsky

3 years ago

AWS. For when you don’t need stuff, but have massive tech #fomo in your C-suite.

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Azure Cosmos DB @AzureCosmosDB

3 years ago

Create an #AzureCosmosDB for #PostgreSQL cluster in the #Azure portal 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃 Try the quickstart now: learn.microsoft.com/azure/cosmos-d…

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Roshan Patel @roshanpateI

3 years ago

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

oOOoo ! This looks fun ! @Azure_Synapse and @AzureCosmosDB working together 🧡 #sqlfamily

Azure Cosmos DB @AzureCosmosDB

3 years ago

oOOoo ! This looks fun ! @Azure_Synapse and @AzureCosmosDB working together 🧡 #sqlfamily

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

Turns out asking someone not to be a gatekeeping dickhead is on my todo list…

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@[email protected] @sql_unicorn

3 years ago

Dude shows up on my tl. Nope.

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PSConfEU @PSConfEU

3 years ago

Dear #PowerShell friends, we need your help! Tell us what you would like to read inside your #PSConfEU 2023 mug? For PSConfEU 2022, it was [ValidateNotNullOrEmpty()], what should we have next?