Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

SQL availability and performance junkie. Part time space cadet. Thoughts are my own. Westchase, FL Joined February 2018

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

9 months ago

Severely understaffed at @AMCTheatres. Absolutely nasty in here and not enough people to contain it. 👎

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

a year ago

Spent $170 on 7 tickets to @Minions with @CinepolisUSA. Two broken seats, mostly broken everything else. Very ick!

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

2 years ago

It finally happened, I just encountered my first Auto Shrink -eq $true scenario #sqlserver

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Just a reminder of when Rick Scott had to resign as an executive of a company that committed the largest case of Medicare fraud in U.S. history. He plead the 5th Amendment 75 times when deposed for it and the company was fined $1.7 billion.

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Luke Stephens (hakluke) @hakluke

3 years ago

Write a security professional's nightmare in 5 words or less. 👇

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

3 years ago

The mouse was the destroyer of joy.

Jeffrey Snover @jsnover

3 years ago

The mouse was the destroyer of joy.

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WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

3 years ago

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Marc Summers @realmarcsummers

5 years ago

If Aaron Rodgers can host game shows, I guess I can play quarterback. What’s the difference?

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Maria Zoe @mariazoe_maria

5 years ago

The deep freeze at Niagara Falls 📷Michael Sidofsky

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

5 years ago

Here come the DeadBeef errors :(

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Azure Support @AzureSupport

5 years ago

⚠️ We are investigating an issue impacting Azure AD Authentication. More information and updates can be found on the Azure Status page at status.azure.com

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

5 years ago

Whose arm do we have to twist to get @zoom_us to let the on-hold music advance past 00:30? It's such a progressive build up then BOOM right back to 00:00.

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

5 years ago

Hey @FHPTampa are ya'll aware that I-75 just south of Wesley Chapel is a race track? I live out here and its quite a symphony tonight.

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

5 years ago

I deleted FB because of all the trash and insanity. Your turn, Twitter.

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Adam Chandley @sqlmadhadr

5 years ago

Nice job @pizzahut. Smashed box, not sealed, not in a bag, sauce just thrown. Unbelivable. Back to normal, huh? Was even open.

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dbatools @psdbatools

5 years ago

Export-DbaInstance for DR ftw 🥰

Shaun Austin @ShaunRAustin

5 years ago

Export-DbaInstance for DR ftw 🥰

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Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO

5 years ago

“Please” is the most passive aggressive word I know.

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Allen White @[email protected] @SQLRunr

5 years ago

[Blog] Sometimes that Extra Index is the Right One dataperfpro.com/sometimes-that… Adding a non-clustered index with the same key as the clustered index, can be the right decision. #sqlpass