Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

After 10 years as a systems admin, I'm taking a new adventure into the world of SQL. Sanford, FL Joined June 2018

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

9 months ago

Be careful when ordering pickup on @UberEats they'll select a location that's not close to you, but won't give you a method to cancel without calling. And you will be charged even if you cancel because the restaurant has already accepted.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

9 months ago

I was only noticing minor changes until I found the old picture on the left. That was from May 2023. I've lost 163 lbs since January.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

gofund.me/ff8318dc Hey there! As you may know, I've been working hard on my health this year and am scheduled for Bariatric surgery on September 10th to continue my progress. Each donation will make a big difference in helping me cover the $630 co-pay I need to prepay.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts from top-notch activity TEMU Free Gifts and help me get mine! temu.com/s/w4rVSWNTegf2…

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

#SqlHelp I'm trying to optimize a View, and the highest cost I see is parallelism at 53%. This is not my wheelhouse. What can I do here?

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

I'm happy to announce that I have achieved my first weight loss goal. As of yesterday, I am at 497.2. This is the lightest I've been in over 7 years. #weightlossjourney #GoalProgress #GoalAchieved #WontStop

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

a year ago

Dear restaurant owners, Stop only providing booths with unmovable tables and/or tables with flimsy seats. Sincerely, Fat people.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

6 years ago, I began my career in software development, starting out as an ETL tester writing SQL queries. Today, I am a Sr. Developer / Data Engineer. Never stop learning. Never stop looking for ways to increase your human capital.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

It's a sad world when your cousin follows you and tries to run you off the road simply because you drove past their house. God, I know you've told us to love our enemies, but it really is hard sometimes.

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Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

2 years ago

🚨BREAKING: Photos have just leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece This means the Obamas were rage-tweeting about being “oppressed” & “victimized” after the SCOTUS Affirmative Action ruling from THIS luxury yacht:

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Using "they" to refer to a person sitting next to you honestly sounds like you are talking about a person you barely know.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Have you ever had to remove someone you love and care about deeply from your life? If so, how did you do it? Because right now, I can't stop crying because this may soon become a reality for me. And I have a hard time imagining my life without them in it.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

2 years ago

Ordered lunch from @DoorDash app shows the driver stopped 3 blocks away for over 5 minutes. Tried contacting the driver to make sure they're OK. They responded by marking the order complete. Where they stopped is a local bar. I can only assume they stole my food and got a beer.

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Sol🎬 @Solmemes1

2 years ago

@JamesOKeefeIII @budlight here is the new ad.....

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

Any wage can be a living wage. You just might not be living exactly how you'd like.

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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

3 years ago

Of all the things that could be considered cultural appropriation, using chopsticks is probably the biggest. But you'll never see anyone calling it out.