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+21 yrs sober (4/21/03), slow AF half-marathoner, sports nut. **Name a song with _____ in the lyrics,** I will always answer w/ a Tragically Hip song. Olympia, WA Joined January 2014-
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In tv/movies, one thing that drives me crazy is darkness. People entering a creepy house never turn on the lights. That's the first thing a normal person is going to do. At a nighttime crime scene, everyone is using flashlights when in reality, giant lights would be put up.
Just met a toddler named “Walter” and my 10 y/o muttered under his breath… “Walter? That’s a dog’s name.” Kids, man.
Depression is a natural response to the loss of emotional intimacy.
I wish people understood just how debilitating complex trauma is
I'm correcting you if you say expresso.
The older I get the more I realize I love being at home doing nothing.
@AriLiljenwall Game would’ve been 7-5 if the goals were raised on stilts
Some questions are questions you don't want the answer to... If I gotta ask, I already know. open.spotify.com/track/73LXlPOF…
The Tragically Hip will probably be knocked out by the other Canadian favorites 🤮 and that makes me really sad but 4 of the final 16 are Hip tunes so they did really well!
The Tragically Hip will probably be knocked out by the other Canadian favorites 🤮 and that makes me really sad but 4 of the final 16 are Hip tunes so they did really well!
Normalize nap dates, lay yo ass down and let's go to sleep 😂
The only difference between Donald Trump and Jim Jones is that Donald will charge them for the Kool-Aid.
the ADHD urge to chug a bunch of water at once because you just realized you haven’t had any all day
I've complained about this before, but, seriously: It's crazy to me that a rhododendron is a flower, but a dodecahedron is a 12-sided polyhedron.
I've complained about this before, but, seriously: It's crazy to me that a rhododendron is a flower, but a dodecahedron is a 12-sided polyhedron.
Me: Talk dirty to me Him: Come here and put... Me: No, no, not like that. Tell me you love me.
It's rhododendron season in the #pnw and I'm literally here for it!
This makes me want to cry. Mick Jagger announces/acknowledges my grandmother recorded this song first. Before it became one of The Rolling Stones biggest hits. She deserved for the world to have known this.
The elderly are being left behind because a lot cannot keep up with tech. Our retirement community property manager requires ACH payments. There's a $50 fee to pay by check. The residents mostly write checks and don't trust ACH, and there's no convincing them otherwise.
The elderly are being left behind because a lot cannot keep up with tech. Our retirement community property manager requires ACH payments. There's a $50 fee to pay by check. The residents mostly write checks and don't trust ACH, and there's no convincing them otherwise.
Is it too much to coin a term for men who miss the entire point of the Man or Bear discussion by referring to them as "Ursinine"?
When we heard we were adding another black-and-white unit to the fleet, this wasn't exactly what we had in mind, but we'll roll with it 🦓
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@CraigBaird I am voting down every Neil Young song on principle. Now going to listen to turn me loose
@RepDLesko You're worthless as a legislator, Debbie. Get back in the kitchen if you care that much about appliances. Take Moscow Marjorie with you.
@RepDLesko This is the most ridiculous and worthless piece of legislation I have ever seen. Good God what is WRONG with you?
I wonder Melania's reaction to learning, from Hope, that newspapers were intercepted. Doubt she gives a fuck.
So being an adult is mostly doing laundry, cleaning, and taking the trash out while you decide what you want to have for your next meal and cry about debt, isn't it?
Fox News on Noem's dog execution: "It's like OJ, but we *know* who the killer is."
@srecobo And all I did was lie there ;) (No smart remarks...)
@OKWildlifeDept I drove to Campo, Colorado once *just* so I could say I'd been to Oklahoma. It was a great day!
My husband just bought 400 feet of aluminum foil. I think some new hats are in my future!
My kids have always grown OUT and then UP and I always love when they are in a really chonk phase, gathering strength to grow another inch by adding emergency chins
Yes. Also, we need more of these types of signs.
@GrandpaHarris65 My Generation didn't even answer the door in "bed clothes".
@GrandpaHarris65 If we did it’s because we were being rushed to the hospital🙂
@GrandpaHarris65 Thank you. We went to a lot of trouble NOT to look like we just rolled out of bed!
@GrandpaHarris65 The only exception was when my parents put us in PJ’s and headed to the drive-in theater.
@GrandpaHarris65 I see a few passengers in the airport every day in their pajamas. But, I'm just an old geezer who remembers dressing for flying like I was going to church. I'll say it for y'all: "Okay, Boomer."
My generation didn’t go into public wearing pajamas.
My speech from Toastmasters last night. I spoke about the Great Canadian Flag Debate that happened in 1964 and led to the creation of the Maple Leaf Flag. Enjoy!
@kylegriffin1 Thanks Kyle. You owe me for the lunch I can't eat now.