brooke @stdbrooke

and for my final trick I shall turn into a disappointment melbs Joined April 2012

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brooke @stdbrooke

3 years ago

I honestly forgot Twitter existed for like 2 years

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

STOP MUMBLING THROUGH YOUR MASK I CANT HEAR A DAMN WORD YOU SAY

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I got sent a bunch of covid PPE/swabs but last I checked I’m immunesuppressed and I’m not allowed to collect covid swabs?? tempted to just walk it down to the hospital emergency department bc they’d get more use than I ever would

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

I may be late to the party but I got animal crossing on switch yesterday and I actually cannot wait to finish work to go home and play it

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

How about we all follow the lockdown laws this time around so short stack doesn’t get delayed yet again

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

Just remembered I would’ve been seeing short stack this weekend and my inner 12y/o is depressed

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

When most people see “FOB” they think fall out boy, clearly I work too much because I always think faecal occult blood test

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

I work 6 days every week so when I found out I had a second day off this week of course I’m gonna take advantage, so don’t then call me and ask me to work after I’d spent a whole ass week looking forward to this one day off no thank you I will be staying in my pyjamas

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

Had the bioshock collection sitting there gathering dust for weeks and now I’ve finally started it I can not stop?

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brooke @stdbrooke

5 years ago

Bf just asked me what booty shorts are and the innocence is so pure 😭

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

Taking blood for a living means I’ve seen some shit but today I had a little girl vomit so much I was honestly shocked her body could contain that much vomit to begin with, 12/10 struggled to clean it up

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

My sister just witnessed a house inspection where 20+ people (including elderly and a newborn baby) were all inside this unit at the same time like how the fuck have people not gotten the message by now stay the fuck home and social distance

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

Okay but why are people who still have a job wanting to get paid more?? Just be thankful you still have an income

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

Looks like I’m about to have shaky hands while I poke people with needles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

Part of me wants to quickly just fly to China and back so I can get 2 weeks fully paid leave from work

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

It’s my one day off a week and I can never manage to sleep in past 7-7:30 I’m sorely disappointed in my body clock today

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

My yawns feel fore aggressive than usual this morning

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brooke @stdbrooke

6 years ago

As a kid I had my bloods done every week and now I take blood for a living, got chatting with one of the ladies I’m working with today and discovered she was one of the ladies who used to take my blood and therefore is part of the reason I do this job Heartwarming/10