Simon Stemplinger @stemps

Freelance CTO / CPO, software developer, traveller, wannabe chef, ferments everything in the kitchen https://t.co/T0g8md4Dps stem.ps Berlin Joined July 2008

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DZ @dannyzlo

3 years ago

@GergelyOrosz “What do you think of Elon Musk as a manager” will be my new first question to ask founders during interviews

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

3 years ago

I hope the great migration happens… in which case you can find me here: @[email protected] mastodon.social/@Stemps

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3 years ago

Time to download my twitter archi…. wait, I don’t think I ever posted anything meaningful. Lucky me!

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3 years ago

Imagine how many checkmarks you could fit in that space

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rands @rands

3 years ago

Still working on that…

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Jesse @jtomchak

3 years ago

Senior Devs out there, this is table stakes

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Any experts on time series DBs in my extended network? I’m looking for a data store recommendation for: * a large amount of out-of-order inserts * good time series data compression * horizontal scaling * efficient query performance for “last value per bucket in time range” 🙏

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Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 @rclarkie

4 years ago

A wee thread about a young boy and the tweet that got away. Feel free to RT. Three weeks ago my youngest, Gabriel 12, came home upset. His love of woodwork was not deemed cool, nor was only having 6 followers on his instagram. 1/15

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

4 years ago

Me too sometimes… I feel you little Norwegian coffee shop 💚

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Peter Solnica @solnic_dev

4 years ago

If you're looking for an SEO/SEM expert, then my Ukrainian friend, who's now in Kraków, is looking for work.

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4 years ago

Waiting for today’s Wordle complaints to come

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4 years ago

My favorite tech explainer @b0rk explains how to be better at explaining: jvns.ca/blog/confusing…

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

5 years ago

The subscription service of @zeitonline just told me the only way to update the credit card for my mum’s crossword puzzle subscription is to send it to them by email and put it into a jpg,tif,gif,doc,pdf or bmp attachment for “security reasons”. I have no words.

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

5 years ago

Got my appointment for May 10th

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5 years ago

Berliners can now book AstraZeneca shots with any GP from this list regardless of age and prioritisation kvberlin.de/fileadmin/user…

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

5 years ago

Anytime you ask for advice on the internet: You shouldn't do this anyway because... I don't have this problem because... Funny, this made me think of <completely unrelated topic>... Does anyone ever get anything else (let alone an answer to the question?)

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

5 years ago

This is amazing and it works. Bypasses paywalls of German news sites completely legally. What a genius idea.

@[email protected] @stefanwehrmeyer

5 years ago

This is amazing and it works. Bypasses paywalls of German news sites completely legally. What a genius idea.

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Simon Stemplinger @stemps

5 years ago

Same here at 45

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Henning Koch @triskweline

5 years ago

🇩🇪🇦🇹🇨🇭 followers: I'm giving a talk about Stress & Burnout in Open Source projects. English slides, German talk. I will share strategies for keeping a healthy attitude as the issues come pouring in. Join us free & online this Thu, Jan 28th, 4 PM CET. meetup.com/de-DE/Full-Sta…