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Makin hair beautiful and beach vibes. I was obsessed with dogs before it was cool. Flagler Beach, Florida Joined September 2011

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a year ago

My new favorite theory is that Loki is God. Like the Christian God. Because let’s all be real for a second…it really really makes sense. Like all that is very on brand..am I right?

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Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson

2 years ago

Wife drove our 2yo to the beach today. I stayed back to get some writing done. A couple hours later, I get this message from her phone:

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2 years ago

Only talking to people about the stingray w shark baby daddies from now on so if you have something else to say I literally do not care there’s gonna be shark rays

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2 years ago

Is @UncleBlazer like super fkn hot or is that too much?..

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Jason mamoa was literally down the fucking street from me today with his new VODKA and I was stuck at fucking work. What the actual fuck he’s my literal hallpass I know I could have made this work I’m beyond heartbroken y’all.

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2 years ago

All time low for @tacobell . My chalupa is cold and stale what the actual fuck. Why do I keep giving them a chance for them to fuck up every damn time

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2 years ago

Anyone gonna call out jada Pickett smith for saying Tupac was her soulmate or are we all gonna accept that when she had all the chances and he wasn’t good enough for her. But now he’s mainstream and dead so by all means he’s of course her soulmate now ok I call bullshit.

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2 years ago

Well..my dog Tupac is a Green Bay packers fan. Idk how I feel about it yet.

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2 years ago

Denver zoo and edible Sunday. I cannot think of a better 1 day off a week

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2 years ago

MY ALLERGIES ARE WORSE HERE THAN FLORIDA WTF IS HAPPENING

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2 years ago

For the future….if I ever leave for vacation and ray tells me to not clean before we leave…I’m leaving him at home

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

2 years ago

This is Potyi. It is his birthday. Kindly waited for a picture before completely inhaling his cake. 14/10 happy savory seventeen, tiny prince #SeniorPupSaturday

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َ @abaddiesdiaryy

2 years ago

“Let me ask my boyfriend if I can go” “My boyfriend would never let me wear that” “My boyfriend said I can’t”

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2 years ago

If anyone was wondering, being your own boss is the most amazing thing ever. Late for work? It’s ok. Don’t feel like going in when you have no appointments? Take the day off babe you deserve it. GO TO OREGON FOR A WEEK HELL YA

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2 years ago

Happy hump day y’all.

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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry

2 years ago

An 1889 magazine asked women why they were spinsters. One of my favorite responses.

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2 years ago

My 30th birthday theme went from funeral to lumberjack so fast and if that doesn’t describe my literal Gemini personality I’m not sure what does. But yo BEND, I’m comin for you and I will be drinking all the beer and Jolene and Tupac are gonna be adorable in a damn flannel ok