SFK @stephenkruiser

Dad. Stand-Up Comic. Writer. @PJMedia_com Senior Columnist and Associate Editor. Roman Catholic (Cradle). Recovering Sports Addict. Day Drinking Enthusiast. amazon.com/Stephen-Kruise… The Sonoran Desert/Ann Arbor Joined January 2008

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SFK @stephenkruiser

31 minutes ago

"YouTube Challenge" would be a most embarrassing cause of death on a coroner's report.

CBS News @CBSNews

35 minutes ago

"YouTube Challenge" would be a most embarrassing cause of death on a coroner's report.

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SFK @stephenkruiser

2 hours ago

Good start to the week. cc: @EdMorrissey Wordle 1,541 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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SFK @stephenkruiser

20 hours ago

Still waiting on a weather delay in the #Arizona game because there's lightning halfway between here and San Diego, and it sprinkled for 5 minutes half an hour ago.

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21 hours ago

I could hit .320 off the #Dodgers bullpen right now. From either side of the plate.

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21 hours ago

3-0 lead and a no-hitter with 2 out in the ninth and they still lost the game. They should recuse themselves from the postseason.

Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers

22 hours ago

3-0 lead and a no-hitter with 2 out in the ninth and they still lost the game. They should recuse themselves from the postseason.

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SFK @stephenkruiser

2 days ago

Wholeheartedly agree, although I did nudge #KruiserKid towards a small D1 school when she was looking because it was the best fit all around.

Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments

2 days ago

Wholeheartedly agree, although I did nudge #KruiserKid towards a small D1 school when she was looking because it was the best fit all around.

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SFK @stephenkruiser

2 days ago

Things are going to be super great there when the new commie mayor replaces cops with social workers.

New York Post @nypost

2 days ago

Things are going to be super great there when the new commie mayor replaces cops with social workers.

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kaitlin @thefactualprep

2 days ago

the first sentence of this statement is exactly what i voted for

Department of State @StateDept

3 days ago

the first sentence of this statement is exactly what i voted for

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SFK @stephenkruiser

2 days ago

Can't unsee.

SSB @bakerinCA

3 days ago

Can't unsee.

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Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47

3 days ago

.@Apple CEO @tim_cook: "I want to thank you for setting the tone such that we could make a major [$600 billion] investment in the United States... That says a lot about your focus and your leadership and your focus on innovation."

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Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis

3 days ago

and this is how I know RFK is doing a good job.

Democrats @TheDemocrats

3 days ago

and this is how I know RFK is doing a good job.

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SFK @stephenkruiser

3 days ago

Yeah, this postseason is going to be quick and brutal.

Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers

3 days ago

Yeah, this postseason is going to be quick and brutal.

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Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith

3 days ago

WTH did I just see? Jalen Carter — the Best Players on the @Eagles defense — just got thrown out the game before a freakin snap for SPITTING….SPITTING on @dak. To hell with just an ejection. Suspend that man. How in the HELL could you do something like that? Inexcusable! Stupid!…

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SFK @stephenkruiser

3 days ago

I once asked my grandfather what they did in the summertime in Tucson before AC. A man of few words, he looked at me and said, "Not much."

Human Progress @HumanProgress

3 days ago

I once asked my grandfather what they did in the summertime in Tucson before AC. A man of few words, he looked at me and said, "Not much."

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SFK @stephenkruiser

3 days ago

SCHWING!

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SCHWING!

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Christina Hoff Sommers @CHSommers

4 days ago

Honestly worried about Ryan’s mental health.

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SFK @stephenkruiser

4 days ago

Hot off my fingertips. My latest column. Hey Dems: When Everything Is an Existential Crisis, Nothing Is an Existential Crisis pjmedia.com/stephen-kruise…

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SFK @stephenkruiser

4 days ago

#TooSoon I listen to Symphony Hall on SiriusXM when I'm writing and they're playing music from "The Nutcracker" today. It's the plague of the Pumpkin Spice People.