Stephen's Diary @stephensdiary
Hi my name is Stephen and this is my diary!! Joined June 2014-
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Dear Diary, I told everyone at school my pants were wet cus I fell in a puddle but I actually peed myself :/ at least it's warm Stephen
Dear Diary, Someone asked me the square root of 32 earlier so I said 4 but I have no clue what a square root is lol. Stephen
Dear Diary, A hot girl followed me so I sent her this Dick pic. Idk why she unfollowed me after. Stephen
Dear Diary, No one ever told me I'm supposed to shave my balls too. Stephen
Dear Diary, I learned my pees and poops today. Stephen
Dear Diary, Nobody seems to notice that I ran over the neighbors cat this morning. Stephen
Dear Diary, I shit my pants today. Didn't change my clothes, didn't tell anyone about it. Just sat in it. I ain't mad though. Stephen
Dear Diary, I keep trying to write a screenplay but it always turns into a porno. I should probably stop writing about my family. Stephen
Dear Diary, I cut my pubes today. Couldn't find anything to cut it with so I used my moms hair straightener. Took me 4 hours. Stephen
Dear Diary, I had a dream last night with Chuck Bass in it. Let's just say I'll be needing to do some laundry today. Stephen
Dear Diary, I pooped my pants when it stormed today. Worst time to ever be in an abortion clinic. Stephen
Dear Diary, What the fuck is a Cleveland steamer and why does my grandma keep telling me she wants to do it to me? Is it candy? Stephen
Dear Diary, I had a boner in food lion today and a really old man kept looking at it and smiling at me. It was a good day. Stephen
Dear Diary, I wanted to watch the WNBA game over the USA game tonight but was too embarrassed to tell my friends. Soccer sucks. Stephen
Dear Diary, I lost my stuffed bear, Juno, when I went to 7-11 earlier today. Guess I won't be sleeping tonight. Fuck. Stephen
Dear Diary, I peed my bed again last night for the 3rd straight time. Guess I should stop watching Gossip Girl before bed. Stephen
Dear Diary, Had my first period this afternoon. The book my mom gave me didn't explain that there'd be so much blood and pain. Stephen
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