M Steph Murray @stephitaph

revenge, candy, yelling mstephaniemurray.wordpress.com Pittsburgh, PA Joined April 2011

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TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon

2 years ago

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

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2 years ago

I swear to everything that if some company would make a t-shirt dress with GOTDAMN POCKETS I will buy so many of them.

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2 years ago

I’m headed out to a bar in my hometown on a summer Friday night.

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Total student loan debt that would have been erased for millions of Americans: $400 billion Total cost of the Trump tax cuts that largely benefited the wealthy and corporations: $1.9 trillion This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

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2 years ago

This makes me want to become a milliner. How do I do that? Do you want me to make you a hat?

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𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 @im_all_id

2 years ago

A club where you sit in silence and untangle necklaces

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2 years ago

I had forgotten what Men in Bars are like, and I think we need to shut this whole business down.

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Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl

2 years ago

The Arizona borderlands are some of the darkest & least light-polluted areas left in the country. Flipping the switch on these 60 miles of border-wall stadium lights would obliterate the darkness & extinguish thousands of stars in one of the last places we can still see them.

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2 years ago

Chicago academic pals! Do you have any grad students or advanced undergrad students who would be interested in TA'ing a writing class this summer? If so, let me know and I'll get you in touch with a colleague who's looking!

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2 years ago

My younger kid just delivered her birthday wish list and item #1 is a ventriloquist's dummy. It's too weird a request to not honor it.

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2 years ago

I’m spending Mother’s Day launching my work children into the world. Congratulations, @CMU_BXA class of 2023! @CMU_CFA @CarnegieMellon

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2 years ago

So, Cocaine Bear is definitely an allegory about motherhood, right?

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2 years ago

Pittsburghers! Come see @CarlosGringo13 be fantastic tonight! @whitewhalebks is a cool place to be!

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2 years ago

I've got 8 events to get through and then I can dissolve into a fine mist.

Astro Poets @poetastrologers

2 years ago

I've got 8 events to get through and then I can dissolve into a fine mist.

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Matt Dowell @dowellml

2 years ago

When yours (mine) is the flexible class that gets deprioritized and students are honest about that, the appropriate feeling is to know you’re entirely right about students’ excessive school/life loads and direct anger toward the right people.