Stephanie @stephsaint

Love a bit of Copper… Catterick Garrison, England Joined February 2009

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a year ago

I finished all the alcohol & I wanted one last drink before bed. Fishing around I found my wife's fizz gift set. Weird little bottle, some wooden stirrers. I downed the mixer tossed out the stirrers before necking the fizz. Later I realised I drunk the contents of a diffuser.

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Stephen R Power @racingblogger

2 years ago

With the price of drinks at Cheltenham you can't blame her 😂😂 #CheltenhamFestival

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

2 years ago

Me waiting for the self-service staff to come over after I've double scanned a tin of tuna.

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

2 years ago

This sign is a work of art.

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Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm

2 years ago

I really wanna know what's next happens to that kid 😂

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Sweet Cabin 🍬 @SweetCabinUK

2 years ago

let's giveaway one of our 1kg sour bags, shall we? 🤤 to enter: - RT this tweet - follow @SweetCabinUK winner picked tonight!

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Stephanie @stephsaint

3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Anon Opin. @anon_opin

3 years ago

Thanks for all your hard work Hasbro, but that's probably enough different types of Monopoly now

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 years ago

When you eat a sausage roll.

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Fascinating @fasc1nate

3 years ago

Building paper planes with a launcher.

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Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen

3 years ago

The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

3 years ago

Describing any shop with more than three people in it as "absolute chaos”

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God @TheTweetOfGod

3 years ago

I don't break out My Noah bit for just anybody.

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Paddington @paddingtonbear

3 years ago

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

When our daughter was little she'd try to get my husband's attention by calling him by his first name. It often came out as fatprick instead of Patrick. I rarely corrected her.

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OMUWA @sheisomuwa

3 years ago

Okay but can we applaud this man for his dedication to meet Micheal Owens 😭#LoveIsland

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

I once took my kids to Kew Gardens and they made up an annoying song that they sang continuously until I got grumpy. Now they're grown up that memory breaks my heart - I got grumpy about a song on a day we'll never get to do again. What a massive bell end. Savour every moment

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

I visited the Vatican a decade ago there were a lot of old people with video cameras recording everything. I invented a game called 'ghostly voices' where I'd stand near but out of shot and speak explicit satanic curse words into the mic so they'd hear them when they rewatched

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 years ago

The local church is always playing the vicar of dibley theme tune on their bells. For the longest time, I thought they had a sense of humour, until I just found out it's a proper hymn.