steph @stepm0de

without exception, airline attendants are Always gay sons and thot daughters

God if you ran outta husbands just say dat

all three of my parents just straight up don’t talk to me anymore and the only explanation is because they feel like fools after voting for a guy i told them was a nazi pedophile a decade ago

sometimes people are avoidant because they genuinely don’t like you, sometimes it’s because phone and games for children are easier than an adult relationship 🤷‍♀️

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

the only rapture that matters is by Blondie

Autism was formally identified in 1911. Tylenol wasn’t invented until 1955. The spike in diagnoses? That’s from expanded diagnostic criteria and awareness; not Big Pharma boogeymen. Not this time. Stop blaming meds. Start reading history.

we developed the ability to talk to each other and communicate on a scale and fidelity unimaginable at any other point in human history and it drove us absolutely fucking insane in less than my lifetime

sometimes essays do not need to have that high of a word count. i already made my point with fewer words bro !

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

This is how it feels

the way these communications major girls in my class were talking about how twitter is actually frightening to them… had to laugh

i shall never again underestimate my ability to convert anyone to my own personal zeitgeist

maybe you should shut the fuck up and listen to Paul Simon’s Graceland and then maybe you’ll feel better !

JUST IN: Judge dismisses the terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione stating “the evidence before the grand jury was legally insufficient.”

i haven’t seen the iron giant in at least a decade and yet i will have the occasional dream where the iron giant is my friend

Why did Davy jones lowk predict 2025 in this interview..✌️

television is better for you than phone. it is like vaping vs smoking

america is kind of like if the stanford prison experiment was a country

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive