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Sometimes out of curiosity I go on the Conservative subreddit, but all I ever learn is that there are people who literally think in reaction gifs
The hardest thing about teaching is not saying, “You look just like a guy/girl I knew in high school”, to every one of my students.
John Wick’s on the TV, twirling in the air before he kicks a mobster in half. I’m in the bar, ugly-crying, thinking about how deeply white guys yearn to dance
Mirrors and Elon Musk are abomidable, because they increase the numbers of men.
Funny that “musical” means “like music,” because “music” means “like the muses.” So what’s musical is a thing that’s like things that are like muses.
Ah the human urge to see something banal and say, “Ah the human urge to…”
When I try to explain the Aufheben to my scientist parents
Just saw a frat guy swinging his lanyard with such exquisite rhythm and flair that I almost jeered at him like at a juggler
I hate anti-suicide architecture. Man has a right to exposed ledges.
I would never have sex with a turtle, no matter how sexy she was or how many times she begged me for it
This is the kind of cringy trad/right-wing option that I always agree with. You can’t give a toddler Foucault and expect it to think critically without an initial basis of dogmatic belief. Indoctrination is necessary for any genuine education
Funny take because I think it’s the exact opposite. Roman combat sports were designed to pacify citizens, as an outlet for their violence and rage. Whereas Mr Beast seems to aggravate people’s awareness of their morbid financial insecurity
Funny take because I think it’s the exact opposite. Roman combat sports were designed to pacify citizens, as an outlet for their violence and rage. Whereas Mr Beast seems to aggravate people’s awareness of their morbid financial insecurity
Funny misunderstanding of the word “titular,” which actually makes the opposite point that it’s trying to.
Funny misunderstanding of the word “titular,” which actually makes the opposite point that it’s trying to.
University of Florida English Department bathroom - close up shot, slightly tilted - in media res, a student is on the toilet - he sharpies on the wall, “HUGE SHIT FOR KINGS ONLY”
The irony of twitter is that any intellectual who’s popular on it is impossible to respect because they’re a person who spends time on twitter. At this point Joyce Carol Oates and Bronze Age Pervert occupy the same mental slot: “Ignore thinkers with no dignity.”
Given how industrialization has effected both population size and farming equipment, I’m surprised we don’t depict the Grim Reaper as cowboy-riding a John Deere combine harvester
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