🔮Merlin the Horse🔮 @stevethe_guide
Only person to have ever actually watched Azumanga Daioh A secret third thing 🤫 Joined July 2019-
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Hello, Umatter. My hair continues its dreaded battle against me, and it is winning today. Not only do the split ends take excessive amounts of time to brush out, but the frizziness makes it a thick monster of strands. I fear no serum or product on this planet could save me...
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Nice Nature stormed off the racetrack after a 3rd place finish as hecklers chanted “LeBronze James”
This is awesome
Started reading Fall of Cadia earlier. About 300 pages in rn. Very good so far I must read Robert Rath's other work
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I got pulled over on the highway Jumped out of the car and yelled that I have a deadly weapon I was immediately tased, tackled, and handcuffed “WHERE IS THE WEAPON?” The cop asked I pointed toward the car Seating on my seat was a printout of an ebook called “100 Killer…
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@4BYSSOPEL4GIC Alright today we're learning peak fiction The odyssey: *gulp* The divine comedy: *clears throat* Paradise lost: *sigh* All in unison: "Yes, Yandere Gold Ship x OC Trainer Breeder x Yandere Agnes Tachyon"
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FENT WORLD
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Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027.
THEY SAID MERLIN WAS WASHED, THEY SAID MERLIN COULDN'T DO IT
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Mock paperback cover for uni! #bloodborne
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ok but lowkey americans are right europe is a very easy country to ragebait
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i'm diggin' in my butt, twin! you know what i'm seiun? nyahaha!
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