drew j. @stoopiddeejay

hotshot frat boy ; music theory major. Joined December 2017

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

ok here’s what we’re gonna do. dress him up, he’s about...jodie’s size so take off your clothes, those will do. then we’ll take him outside and set him in a chair.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[sigh] i know. but what can you do.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

ok. i’ll call the smartest dude i know. rhys will know what to do.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

i also vote weekend at bernie’s

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

ok guys we can. call the police. OR. we can weekend at bernie’s this whole deal.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

MAYBE? i can’t read. i’m hungover.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

i’m not a HEALTH SCIENE MAJOR, ALEX

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

HE IS. in our tub. passed out. after the party. i don’t know if he is ALIVE OR DEAD.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

OKAy. [out of breath. he and cody are out of breath, leaning against each other.] there’s a guy in our bathtub. we can’t tell if he’s dead or not.

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[SCREAMS!]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[now he’s avoiding zora, purposefully walking behind her, in front of her. craving that attention.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[the girl is dancing on dj, but it’s clear that he’s uninterested. he hands her off to one of his frat brothers and stands on his own, hands in his pockets, nodding his head with the music.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

/ GOD I LOVE ALEX HE’S MY BEST BOYYY

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

typical. [he slides off the speaker and takes the hand of one of his groupies, leading her onto the dance floor.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[this is peak party flirting. dj smirks, licking his lips. then he motions her over with a tilt of his head.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[oh. well, he wasn’t expecting her to keep looking. dj leans forward slightly, eyes locked on hers. the noise around him fades away.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[shamelessly, dj makes eye contact with zora. internally, he vows that she’ll be his by the end of the night.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

[it doesn’t take long before he’s surrounded by people, sitting on top of the blaring speaker. they’re all talking, laughing. but dj is distracted. very, very distracted.]

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drew j. @stoopiddeejay

6 years ago

nothing. never mind. [he licks his lips, looking her up and down.] you look good. have fun, maybe i’ll catch up with you later. [with that, he’s off to mingle. two can play at this game.]