Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

We’re not trying to spread rumors, but we just heard that Mickey gave Minnie and Donald COVID-19...fuck those animals, come party with Shrek #UniversalOrland #UniversalStudios #UniversalHollywood #Universal

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

Normalize hopping off the tram on the backlot tour #UniversalHollywood #Universal #UniversalStudios #BacklotTour #UniversalOrlando

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

ButterBeer now contains 23% alcohol and we will not be carding #Universal #UniversalOrlando #UniversalStudios #UniversalHollywood #HarryPotter #HarryPotterWorld

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

New Bertie Botts flavor 🚨! Partnering with our Shrek ride to release... #SwampAss !!! #UniversalStudios #UniversalOrlando #UniversalHollywood #WizardingWorld #disneyisoverparty

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

Someone asked us to describe our Men in Black ride! Let’s just say it’s one entanglement after another!! #UniversalStudios #Universal #UniversalOrlando #UniversalHollywood #WillSmith

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

New to Suess Landing!! We’ve partnered with Orlando P.D. to bring you... “Snitch on a Bitch” #UniversalOrlando #UniversalHollywood #UniversalStudios #IslandsofAdventure

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

Now that Roger Stone’s sentence has been commuted by President Trump, we would like to offer him a job working as one of the goblins working inside #Gringotts! #UniversalStudios #UniversalStudio #UniversalHollywood #UniversalOrlando #WizardingWorld

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

Bill Hader can come to the parks. Rachel Bilson can fuck off; she knows what she did.... #UniversalOrlando #UniversalStudios #UniversalHollywood #RachelBilson #BillHader

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

We don’t know how many times we have to say it: stop letting your kids put their wands up strangers butts... #UniversalOrlando #UniversalStudios #HarryPotter #UniversalHollywood

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

Rip, Ride, FUCK IT! Masks required, seatbelts encouraged... #Universal

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Universal Studios Park Updates @studios_parody

4 years ago

We will be remaking The Mummy ride with Britney Spears playing all of the roles #FreeBritney #BritneySpears #Universal

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Kyle Rittenhouse Sentenced To 45 Years Of CPAC Appearances bit.ly/3ldSDpl

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning bit.ly/3lllN4o

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

My boyfriend managed to capture the moment I got some big news. Starting Tuesday, I'll be starting my new job as a writer on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver! I'm excited, eager, anxious, and completely overwhelmed with emotion! Let's go!!!