Scott @stumpyduck77

“Pathetic wet wimp” (c) @WarriorFijian 2022 williambaileycousins.wordpress.com Lewes, England Joined May 2011

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Scott @stumpyduck77

a month ago

Keep reading Benjamin Sesko as Benjamin Sisko. Avery Brooks would be great up front for Newcastle.

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2 months ago

Goalkeeper makes great save. Commentator “keeper has a flap.” It’s really tiresome.

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It doesn’t feel like a #Lions series when they are such clear favourites going into the tests. The Lions story is about triumph (or gallant failure) against all odds. Australia just aren’t good enough at the moment.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

2 months ago

Incredible drama. Sweden the better side and feel for them massively. Didn’t stop me jumping up and down though #SWEENG

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2 months ago

It wasn’t his “wrong arm” it was his top hand. #FIFACWC #CHEPSG

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2 months ago

Never saw John Obi Mikel this assertive in the pitch... Shame all the pundits decided they know goalkeeping. To be clear, they don’t.

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3 months ago

Hollie Davidson’s is utterly rational and considered. Very impressive. #EngFra

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3 months ago

Is #CoffeeRorschach still a thing?

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4 months ago

I’ve known some excellent people who’ve had the misfortune to be Palace fans. Pleased for them right now. The fact that it was against City is just the cherry on the cake.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

4 months ago

Just woke up on the sofa from a dream in which @Herring1967 was trying to teach me to play an in-swinging yorker to a soundtrack of Interiors (Song for Willem de Kooning) by @Manics - I blame @whatismusicpod for 50% of that and I’m going to bed before Cumkin turns up.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

4 months ago

Not a penalty but also not really simulation. It is possible for both things to be true. #BTNNEW

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4 months ago

Just stumbled across Octopussy on ITV4. It appears to have been shot on miniDV with a budget of about £3.75. I don’t remember that from when I was a kid.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

4 months ago

Rather than putting hazards on, maybe park 10ft further back.

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4 months ago

Remarkable win for Mark Carney and the Liberals in Canada. We should all don double denim to show solidarity.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

5 months ago

Justice done, I think. Hannah Hampton has become such an important part of Chelsea. #BARvsCHE

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Scott @stumpyduck77

5 months ago

Has Trump overplayed his hand? Maybe he should have heeded Bill Clinton’s warning: “it’s the economy, stupid.” However craven his other acts, tanking the economy without the excuse of Covid may finally have broken the spell.

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Scott @stumpyduck77

5 months ago

Wordle 1,387 5/6 - well, that was painful… ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Scott @stumpyduck77

5 months ago

Jonathan Pearce: “might’ve gone for it with the wrong hand.” What total cobblers.

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5 months ago

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a… 😊

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Scott @stumpyduck77

6 months ago

Proud to have been involved in RDS’s production of Neil Way’s Moving On - a world premiere of a new comedy drama. A wonderful, inclusive cast and crew and a play full of pathos, humour and genuine emotion.