Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

Lets do the pottery scene from Ghost, but instead, we're making burritos. https://t.co/gnoC2vdMAc x.com/search?q=from%… Austin, TX Joined November 2014

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Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

4 months ago

It's 3 am and I'm eating dinosaur chicken nuggets with chop sticks. We aren't the same.

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Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

2 years ago

Who knew how big airfryers would be for @hotpockets?

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Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

2 years ago

I think the "jump to recipe" button is a big step towards self-awareness.

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Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron

5 years ago

No we fucking don't.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

5 years ago

wtf was this statement????

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Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13

5 years ago

Pain.

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Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

5 years ago

Fuck nudes, send me pictures of your petz.

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Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive

5 years ago

Ready to serve.

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Palmer Report @PalmerReport

5 years ago

Macaulay Culkin is calling for Donald Trump to be removed from Home Alone 2. Trump really is losing everything.

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Future Ghost @subtle_pretext

5 years ago

If you think that's bad, you should see how much time I spent making Ramen. 48 hours, minimum.

Mino🇪🇬☦️ @ZoumaIdini

5 years ago

If you think that's bad, you should see how much time I spent making Ramen. 48 hours, minimum.

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Cori Bush @CoriBush

5 years ago

What does it mean when they boo the Black congresswoman denouncing white supremacy?

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Just had to go through a metal detector before entering the House floor. Some colleagues are frustrated (guess which ones) by this requirement. Now they know how HS students in my district feel. Suck it up buttercups. Y’all brought this on yourselves.