sumaira shaikh @sumairashaik
|| Writer of Pushpavalli on Amazon Prime || Click on link below for Stand-up clips. youtube.com/playlist?list=… Joined May 2017-
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*In Delhi* Me- Bhaiya meter se chalo. Rickshaw guy- Aap pair se chal lo fir.
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i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.
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Bangalore few tickets remain for my Stand-up show tomorrow 27th and 28th! Please come. in.bookmyshow.com/bengaluru/even…
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Office mei itna tez AC chala ke rakhte hai. Mere toh eggs freeze hogaye.
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*Kehne ko jashn-e-bahara hai* Ishq:
BANGALORE who will buy tickets for my show on 27th and 28th of APRIL. Look between keys Y and I in.bookmyshow.com/bengaluru/even…
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Apne 20s mei kya kiya? New york times ke games khelien!
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BANGALORE 27th and 28th April we are performing “Choti didi, badi didi” Hilarious stand-up show! Book tickets. in.bookmyshow.com/bengaluru/even…
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main hoon na was released 20 years ago today
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This had to be the worst typo ever 😭😭
How many ghosts???
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HE DID IT! HE FINALLY DID IT! HE POSTED A HISTORIC VID
Uh-oh.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
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