Mr. Skoliosis @supernormalguy7
Future Father Joined May 2012-
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Another night of TSA Precheck line being longer than the standard line at MSP airport
What the hell did Collinsworth do to his hair? Did he dye the top only on accident? @CollinsworthPFF
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! The girl who served me chili is now serving me my dinner at the wedding. Not the same venue either. I got her number and she’s going to bootleg me chili in the morning. I LOVE SMALL TOWN USA!
I was slandered publicly on TikTok. If you came to me to ask for the story, you’d laugh WITH me not AT me. #WITHmenotATme
So it’s time to acknowledge the elephant in the room. I went viral on Tik Tok at Portola. Luckily the algo never brought it to my MN friends. Regardless, my SF friends who saw it and didn’t even text me to support make me sick. I had 100’s of defenders but 1000’s of haters.
Some twitter anon (D1 Soccer Player for National Championship winning Santa Clara) texted me saying “how are the drinks? You’ve tweeted 20 times today”. I laughed because I just started drinking. Everything else sober. 4 shots and 3 ipas in the last hour tho. LFG
NO CHILI? DISASTER! I DITCHED WEDDING PICS FOR ANOTHER BOWL
Told chef it was best I’ve ever had so he gave me some to go 👍🏻
Told chef it was best I’ve ever had so he gave me some to go 👍🏻 https://t.co/SEsSHwmyPM
Reasons why I love Minnesota: I walked into the bar today and they were serving free chili. Apparently there’s a “chili walk” going on. I love that stuff, wow.
I will never stop on my quest for large walkable urban areas in all 50 states
Detroit. "Urban Renewal" meant wider streets, more highways, and neighborhood demolitions. Gutting cities from the inside out.
I, unfortunately, am #5
Learning a lot about vibe coding and think that a dumb dumb like me may actually be able to come up with an idea that generates cash flow. More to come.
Noticing an interesting pattern. People I know that are very expressive and talk about the things they love and the things they don’t like seem to be happier. Now I’m seeing that science backs this up! Talk more about how happy you are and how awesome things are!
Plane rides on @Delta have literally become Serotonin maxing events. I switch from Insta to Twitter to text for 4 hours straight. I don’t think I look away from my phone for a second.

Zach Halverson @ZachHalverson
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Barflaan Tedoe 🇱�... @The_Barftender
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Max Hersman〽 @HersyistheSitch
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Random Twins @TwinsRandom
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G @HockeyWorth
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Tiffany @Tifstanley000
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Dill Doe @trapmoneydilly
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The Keeper League @KeeperLeague_
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Alexander @alexunlucky
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Marcia Bejar @bejar_marcia
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Mark Taylor @Mark_TaylorUK
3K Followers 3K Following No time for woke or PC. Sick of the MSM and government lies. Pronouns, couldn't give a toss. Animal lover. Proud antivaxxer. No DM's pls.
Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6
529K Followers 710 Following 1/4th of the @spittinchiclets podcast team and the inventor of vodka pink lemonade @pinkwhitney For Business Inquiries contact [email protected]
Zach Halverson @ZachHalverson
25K Followers 2K Following Producer @KFAN1003, @PowerTripKFAN, @mnwild & @Vikings Radio Network | @TheHornWBL Founder "You’re like Google but better." - @RadioFalness
Barflaan Tedoe 🇱�... @The_Barftender
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Max Hersman〽 @HersyistheSitch
298 Followers 659 Following KFANrube for life. Byron Buxton MVP 2023. How I take my coffee: #KFANradio echoing in the background
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675 Followers 971 Following King Lizard 👑🦎-On the look good feel good program📈 -snooziest😴 -ya dig ❓ -Machine🦾 -no stylist🐊 -slashing combo guard💼 -empath☮️ -existential😱 -c/c🌽😬
Andrew Carlson @andrew_carlson2
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Julia Hamburger @JuliaHamburger
903 Followers 496 Following the name's hamburger but you can call me julia
LilFixit$$ @PlywoodShotta
565 Followers 224 Following can’t control the wind but can adjust your sails
Will Anderson @WillAnderson32
1K Followers 2K Following #32, is from my Gopher hockey days; it was left over from the goalie that got cut. Yes, I was that valuable. https://t.co/W4NRcSWR1d
Sticky fingers @gorgonzola_1
377 Followers 402 Following Afraid of God | Content Creator | Floor General | Me First | Addicted gambler | Need gf | Not outside | Complete loser | #PTTK👑 (temporarily unretired)
Kleinsasser Fan @Noah2Me
877 Followers 760 Following
TwinsFanDan @TwinsFanDan
449 Followers 351 Following
Ace @Yung_Ace42
392 Followers 461 Following Oh the places you'll go… Please don’t take my tweets seriously. I might have CTE 🙃 Wanna-Be Runner 🏃🏽♀️
persian elle woods @midwestoner1
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Sweet Baby Clay @g00dguyclay
2K Followers 948 Following Diary of a young man. Local patriot. Enjoyer of domestics, 9.8 handicap- updated sept 2025. Every day is a party
.. @sdnahdnomaid
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Oldie @canadian_oldie
53K Followers 417 Following Always Bumpinnnn and Grindingggg Gottttaaaaa Goooooo BUSY BUSY @canadianoldie https://t.co/2kqtNpwTdT
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147 Followers 167 Following
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Random Twins @TwinsRandom
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0 days without yankin... @glutenfreeperc
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G @HockeyWorth
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sackegewea @sacksack69
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Showrunner @jamboi50
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PBOW TRACKER 🚨🎯 @PBowTracker
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The Keeper League @KeeperLeague_
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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente
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Karl (East) @KarlEastHockey
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PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter
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