☮️Shooting Pineapples🕉️ @supernova_gypsy
beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica♐☮️🕉️ Joined December 2012-
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I've decided I don't want to have kids, because what if they don't like garlic bread? I would have to just throw the whole kid away🤷🏾♀️
My depression: tonight's a good night to kill yourself. Let's do it. My anxiety: I work in the morning and I would feel extremely terrible for being a no call no show.
Me: *walks into a bar* Bartender: oh shit you did your make up today you look really good! Me: first off I'm stop coming in here everyday if you're going to be like that.. #IMightHaveADrinkingProblem #DontCallMeOutLikeThat
I learned that it's mostly a southern thing to be able to smell when it's about to rain. And i just gotta know what does it smell like up north that y'all can't smell rain coming?
If I see the words "sex causes babies" in a post about abortion I stop reading. Like no fucking shit it does. If you don't know that then you shouldn't be having sex at all.
My cat ate the last of his food that was in his bowl around 3am and apparently was still hungry. So in his mind jumping on my stomach while I was sleeping was the best way to get more food🙃
Getting called cute in person is way better than getting called cute over text.
When someone from hs randomly messages me when we didn't even talk back then it makes me nervous. I feel like they're pulling some prank on me so I keep my distance and just avoid them. Which makes me feel like a shitty person. I gotta stop letting my anxiety win.
I don't know how to respond to guys when they send me topless pictures. Like I'm sure this dude was trying to show me his abs but I couldn't help but point out he has tiny nipples.
Im going to start being more direct and speak on what I want. It's my time to shine💁🏾♀️
This girl who use to bully the hell out of me freshman in high school (10 years ago) just messaged me and apologized for all the shit she did. I'm literally crying because it's so sweet and makes my heart happy😭😭😭
I wish I was like a cat and could fall asleep in like 2 seconds 🐱
I haven't been to a theme park in years so I'mma try my hardest to go this summer.
My ex raped me at work so I told me friend& that friend went& told a different story so I got fired. Years later I finally attempt to forgive friend & ask my bff not to befriend her because I still wasn't over things yet. He did anyway so I blocked her on his FB & he found out
Y'all are wild. Cardi Belongs in jail. She could have done basically anything to them while they were out. Who's to say she only robbed them afrer she drugged them? Y'all do understand that the way y'all are responding to this is exactly why men don't forward on the matter.
✨ @edvcatedx
17K Followers 10K Following 30ish • WIFE • MAMA x2 • BOOKS • THE SIMS • PEOPLE PERSON • Welcome.
Iowa Traveler @Westguytravel
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queen of cats @catsncarbs
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Grateful Living Creat... @_KnottyHooker
292 Followers 508 Following mostly customs •full time free hand crochet artist• ~ 23 ~ Libra ~ Grateful Living Creations
Doug Ange @doug_ange
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david m @dbisme2013
620 Followers 975 Following Go blue! USA soccer! Dogs,SciFi,books, my PS3! TWD, BSG , Outlander, Supergirl ,the flash,lost in space .NOT buying anything. NO DM's! No twitter bots!
Drunk Bitch @thedrunkbitch94
534 Followers 513 Following I drink a lot and don't have a filter. Boston strong. If you're easily offended unfollow me. #babyanon
The Fuck @BitchUrTrippin
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pebby p i e s 🌞 @thisgoldengirl
862 Followers 1K Following ᴀ ʜᴏɴᴇʏʙᴇᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏꜰ ᴋɪꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛꜱ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇꜱ - ʀᴜᴘɪ ᴋᴀᴜʀ ••she//her•• 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍
the frozen werewolf �... @TheFrozenWolf13
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Newly Minted Mrs @Aggie_Darling
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Tyler Dalton🥋🥋�... @Coach_Dizzle3
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Sleepy Little Nobody @CbdSweetie
275 Followers 399 Following I’m bad at bios and I’m just here to sort of start over. anon enough. mom. ✌🏻
🍒 @brunetttenic
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𝕋𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚�... @suzieemac
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BOSSUP. @losefeelsbossup
3K Followers 3K Following ➖Self Love Advocate❤️🤗 ➖Positive Vibes ➕✨ ➖Good laughs 😂👌🏾 ➖Reminding women of their worth (because it never left) 👸🏾👑 ➖#LoseFeelingsBossUp
C. @anxiousmommy9
238 Followers 224 Following Mommy to 3• 💙💚🩷 • It’s a little crazy here • SAHM • cashapp: claireeb9
disnerd wife & mom @nerdytwinmama
652 Followers 831 Following wife | twin mom | lover of all things Harry Potter and Disney | swiftie #mindyourswimteamnotmyuterus
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🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind
21K Followers 12K Following SAY IT AS IT IS!!. The Therapist said it would help. https: https://t.co/a8KcEuqJE6.
denise @denisewtfff
992 Followers 724 Following ⚠️potty mouth⚠️ not cute just psycho 😈 mama to 3 asshole cats and 1 pretty cool kid🤪 I identify as a steaming pile of trash 🗑
Queen of the Carolina... @queen_carolinas
2K Followers 1K Following My dog likes me, and really, his opinion is the only one that matters. #TickleTeam #WomenVote #NoHateInMyState
Moto Wife @MrsNorCal
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prairie king @pnwsuperstoner
1K Followers 1K Following just here holdin it down and keeping it unhinged
Coffee☕️Cunt👑�... @Sasstelligence
2K Followers 2K Following Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare. Thee Hot Girl Chef👩🏻🍳 💋English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬 Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
J🤙🏾 @javibats15
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Scrubs&&Wine @ScrubsandWine
747 Followers 581 Following
Autumn Bunny 👑🍂... @PAsHotMess
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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽�... @_Massh0le
5K Followers 3K Following Just a guy tweeting about what goes on in my life. All things Boston. #DirtyWater #NEPats #DifferentHere #NHLBruins
The01Fireman @the01fireman
33 Followers 104 Following If you place ice cream, beer, puppies, and comic books in a circle while playing classic rock, you can summon me to give you an awesome high five.
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1K Followers 1K Following single mama. healthcare worker. * views are mine not my employers* #medtwitter
crystal 🦑🌸 @MNCatMama
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SleeplessMedicLIfe @OkieGymLife
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✨ @edvcatedx
17K Followers 10K Following 30ish • WIFE • MAMA x2 • BOOKS • THE SIMS • PEOPLE PERSON • Welcome.
Iowa Traveler @Westguytravel
6K Followers 6K Following A sarcastic dork who loves to see new places. Get in the car. Turn up the music. Let's go! Avi and header are mine!
queen of cats @catsncarbs
6K Followers 1K Following adhd stoner. she/her #blacklivesmatter acab. protect trans kids. free 🇯🇴
BostonBasic💕 @boston_basic
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Jack Nissen @JackCNissen
461 Followers 1K Following "that dude looks like he belongs on a Pringles can" MSU JSchool, Reporter for @FOX2News and fan of the environment. send tips to [email protected]
Backwoods ➡️ BMF @backwoodsbash
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🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind
21K Followers 12K Following SAY IT AS IT IS!!. The Therapist said it would help. https: https://t.co/a8KcEuqJE6.
Autumn Bunny 👑🍂... @PAsHotMess
2K Followers 2K Following Just a princess fighting to survive & wishing to thrive. Anon (Avi is me). Mental health advocate. Lover of Jesus, music, food, anime, fashion, & glamour. 👑
Scrubs&&Wine @ScrubsandWine
747 Followers 581 Following
Queen of the Carolina... @queen_carolinas
2K Followers 1K Following My dog likes me, and really, his opinion is the only one that matters. #TickleTeam #WomenVote #NoHateInMyState
C. @anxiousmommy9
238 Followers 224 Following Mommy to 3• 💙💚🩷 • It’s a little crazy here • SAHM • cashapp: claireeb9
ѕweeтeѕт в. @thesweetesttb
528 Followers 564 Following anon. just doin my thing. twenty somethin. I try to have my shit together. 🦄💅🏻👑🦋
crystal 🦑🌸 @MNCatMama
1K Followers 1K Following
𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽�... @_Massh0le
5K Followers 3K Following Just a guy tweeting about what goes on in my life. All things Boston. #DirtyWater #NEPats #DifferentHere #NHLBruins
Coffee☕️Cunt👑�... @Sasstelligence
2K Followers 2K Following Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare. Thee Hot Girl Chef👩🏻🍳 💋English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬 Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
Moto Wife @MrsNorCal
2K Followers 2K Following
🫶✨PNW Chaos✨�... @singlemomchaos8
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Grad Struggle BLM ✊... @NCPostGrad
2K Followers 4K Following UNCW and Greek Alum. #BLM #ACAB #Ally DM’s are always open for new friends. #BlackGuysinBowTies
SleeplessMedicLIfe @OkieGymLife
2K Followers 4K Following Proud Dad. Paramedic. Gym junkie. Ex-baseball player. Jeep Life. My views are my own and do not represent those of any of my employers. Texas Transplant.
D.J. Bodden @boddenbooks
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The01Fireman @the01fireman
33 Followers 104 Following If you place ice cream, beer, puppies, and comic books in a circle while playing classic rock, you can summon me to give you an awesome high five.
𝕋𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕚�... @suzieemac
1K Followers 850 Following ᴄᴘᴀ|ᴍʙᴀ🤓 ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʜᴏʟɪᴄ🐺 #ɪɴᴛᴊ 🙈 ʜᴏᴄᴋᴇʏᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ🏒 ꜰɪʀᴇᴡɪꜰᴇ🔥 ʜᴜꜱᴋʏʟɪꜰᴇ🐕 ʀʙꜰ ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ:ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛ 👱🏼♀️ ɪ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ & ɪ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ 🍺 #ᴛᴀxᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ 🧮 #ɴᴊᴅᴇᴠɪʟꜱ #ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ 💀
🍒 @brunetttenic
10K Followers 3K Following
Chief Slapaho✋™ @SassyTexasBelle
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Canadian Cinephile @TheCanCinephile
1K Followers 648 Following Time's arrow doesn't go backwards or stop It merely marches forward proudly native
Nurse Nessa @_nessymessy
3K Followers 2K Following RN, BSN love to smile 💖 avi is me. tweets are my own; not affiliated with my employer
One Happy Mama @One_Happy_Mama_
5K Followers 5K Following •Hiking •Fishing •Swimming •Shooting guns •Cooking •Reading •Proud mom 💕 •Taken by a handsome bearded man 💋
the Strawberry Sunflo... @SouthrnSunflwr
7K Followers 7K Following ❝just a homegrown AL gal with a heart for Jesus❞ ♡ ✰ 28 • Elementary Teacher • Proverbs 3:5-6 ✰ - You are loved endlessly by the One who created you; JESUS. ♡♡♡
prairie king @pnwsuperstoner
1K Followers 1K Following just here holdin it down and keeping it unhinged
Tattooed Pearls @TattooedPearls
408 Followers 343 Following Forever wrapped in ink and trimmed with pearls.
Ohio Country Gent @OHcountrygent
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✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus
3K Followers 3K Following typical millennial struggling through adulthood. chaotic bi bitch. adhd squad. unapologetic swiftie (TSx1). ♏️sun ♈️moon ♊️rising. she/her.
That Sax Guy 🎶🎷... @iPlaySax_
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BOSSUP. @losefeelsbossup
3K Followers 3K Following ➖Self Love Advocate❤️🤗 ➖Positive Vibes ➕✨ ➖Good laughs 😂👌🏾 ➖Reminding women of their worth (because it never left) 👸🏾👑 ➖#LoseFeelingsBossUp
The Fuck @BitchUrTrippin
2K Followers 2K Following ♍️ | 🏳️🌈Bi | 31 | she/her | Alchemist | Only as fucked up as my childhood | 18+ | Blunt force traumatic | aka Crazy Bitch
Drunk Bitch @thedrunkbitch94
534 Followers 513 Following I drink a lot and don't have a filter. Boston strong. If you're easily offended unfollow me. #babyanonTrends for United States
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