nugget @supnugget
There's no sensation to compare with this; suspended animation, a state of bliss…https://t.co/0QLjIXUIkQ mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from:… don't cha know ✌🏼 Joined February 2010-
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My old body and my young spirit are constantly getting into arguments.
I use my cats judgement of who the good people are.... and they don't like anyone
let's normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people
My autocorrect changes "I'll call you back" to "Hahahahahahha".
I hope that hibernation is the next major human evolutionary phase.
hello? yes may I speak to someone who is not a dumbass?
Never smoke weed on your way to the grocery, cuz nobody needs $162 of Halloween candy in September.
You have plans. I do not. Who’s the loser now.
If making me the bad guy helps you heal, do that. I’m choosing being happy over being right.
I'll come but I plan on ruining things.
@TheRealThelmaJ1 It’s not gay if Fox News is on.
I didn’t see any of you at church today. Weird.
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and gives them to Keith Richards.
Just crane kick your way through life, man.

tazz @noneofyours99
79K Followers 43K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
✨😈Halo😈✨ @Halo069069
49K Followers 4K Following 🇨🇦🇨🇦Silver tongued sinner with a blue flame soul. Dancing in shadows with scars that shine.
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
42K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
Granite Man 🏴�... @GraniteDhuine
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Crissie @CrissieC
52K Followers 3K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
48K Followers 6K Following Content creator, audiobook narrator, the best good-bad dancer on X, field frolicker, and professional grass touching expert.
𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 @bgdadyspnkbtm
48K Followers 14K Following
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
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Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy
42K Followers 12K Following Posting funny shit no one asked for, I watch cool guys drive fast cars for stress relief, my menopause train wreck
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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Forward March @RunOldMan
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Man of Letters @manofletterz
16K Followers 5K Following I'm not pretty enough to be this big of a dick but here we are
Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
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chaos @girl_gone3
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Sky @marie666688
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Peri @Peri64881
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ML_Stocks🇺🇸 @Ywiubo371
38 Followers 2K Following 15-30% Monthly | 2 High-Conviction Stocks.Short-Term Gains: 15-20% in Days/Weeks.DM "JOIN" for WhatsApp Alerts. Live Trade Signals • Market Analysis
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖗... @Prophet_Poe
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BuyForLife🇺🇸 @Ogaufpir55270
42 Followers 2K Following 15-30% Monthly | 2 High-Conviction Stocks.Short-Term Gains: 15-20% in Days/Weeks.DM "JOIN" for WhatsApp Alerts. Live Trade Signals • Market Analysis
Kpowers1974 @kpowers1974
3 Followers 11 Following The Artist Formerly Known as the most Grinded of Gears
Dianne Fiona @DianneFion5812
3 Followers 170 Following Recruiting webshell engineers to penetrate websites, with a monthly salary of up to $100,000. If interested, please contact https://t.co/qbFa2m9v7E
Ayoo @Ayoo632721
6 Followers 101 Following
STEVEN BURK @BZURKK
284 Followers 5K Following
Justin Intriago @ragebeast777
11 Followers 367 Following
his_royal_jakeness @jacob_tady
535 Followers 2K Following Wishin' I was Wesley from The Princess Bride, reliving the movie over & over like it's Groundhog Day. Molly is my favorite person in the whole wide world.
Maze @MehIntoTheVoid
300 Followers 445 Following
☀️🎧Michael🎧... @persnickety102
966 Followers 1K Following I’m sorry…did you say something? Clever. Sarcastic. Witty. Overthinker. Useful. Far from perfect. Music snob. Mountain lover stuck at the beach.
Nathan Wall @MrNarwhal93
39 Followers 69 Following 19” neck size 14 shoes and an even bigger …… heart, I’m fat but fast ! fuck Poseidon I’m the unicorn of the sea narwhal out !
Walkonwather @walkonwather
323 Followers 7K Following
GigglingGrace @TyDoreen98841
56 Followers 1K Following Leading the 'Procrastibaking' movement, one batch of cookies at a time. 🍪⏰
BiggDJamez96 @staton46421
126 Followers 2K Following I'm very mfking Single Looking for Casual dating n straight fucking hardcore fucking n suc. Daddy needs all kinds of mfking types of pussy jusss saying.🫦🤤😘
Thosoat @Thosoat1Ecfo
28 Followers 517 Following
Wayne @Wayne6368526652
1K Followers 3K Following I'll 50 years old. I'm single I'm looking for a woman. I'd like to have fun. I like older women I like.
Narlen @NarlenBrando
4K Followers 4K Following Former #Poet Laureate of Hell, INFP Heavily bearded, scarred & tattooed #SuicideSurvivor Recovering #Addict Cohost @horrorprompt #Homeless #HopePunk #HorrorPoet
Rose @rosegirlsweet
7K Followers 2K Following When I’m good, I’m very good but when I’m bad, I’m better. Often inappropriate. 70% sweet 30% sassy. 100% curves. bi submissive
Tristan @retired743
3K Followers 2K Following Retired Deputy Sheriff. Christian. photography. reading. Minnesota Vikings. I’m a reply guy. No DM's please, unless we interact and I know you.
SpecialKimtamine™ �... @LorazeKim
3K Followers 2K Following Villianous. Seesaw champion. Cancer Warrior. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. GenX. Rude motherfucker. 🚫DM 🔞 #FuckCancer
𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @jurassicjells
1K Followers 2K Following a stupid girl. mother of spiders 🕷️ #RepTheHalo ⚾️ #BrightonFC ⚽️
SweetK🌻 @SweetOzzychic
899 Followers 741 Following Expect Random spontaneous silliness, innocent cheeky nonsense where my typos queef, and where my love speaks.♥️✌️❣️🇦🇺
PuppyJess🐶🐕🦊 @Jess1351568
245 Followers 1K Following Disney loving fox wolves Britney fan female Taken 💍 please ask to dm if I dont know u
Noollemmeau @noollemmea60619
89 Followers 3K Following
into the blue @dontcrashdown
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faraz @fa3raz
6K Followers 6K Following let’s talk about ideas 💡| leadership| life psychology | wisdom| positivity | - LEO
oilfield_trash406 @OTrash2020
588 Followers 2K Following ask your mom about me she will tell you about what a hand I am
WhiteSoxGarry @MnWhitesox
23 Followers 73 Following Just your everyday White Sox fan trapped in Twins territory. "What flavor do you think the railing is?" - Benetti Let's Go Liam! 🏳️🌈
Aurynanya @aurynanya
2K Followers 3K Following ❤️🔥 Writing beautifully brutal, devastatingly dark poetry & prose. | HORROR / FANTASY | #TWD | MUSIC & LYRICS | Cats | Mental Health ❤️🔥
Mama Scar @___nwahs___
6K Followers 4K Following be better humans. married. be kind. horror movies. sunrises. sunsets. photography. NO DMS. msu. red wings. spartan strong.
Loz @lozharo67
6K Followers 2K Following Married 💜Taken😄 Gen X 67 Travel✈️music🎵🤘🎧Collingwood🤍🖤Melbourne Storm 💜Wigan warriors 🍒🤍 Raiders 🤍🖤 Leafs 🍁💙 🇹🇹 🇦🇺 NO BOTS OR PORN
tazz @noneofyours99
79K Followers 43K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
✨😈Halo😈✨ @Halo069069
49K Followers 4K Following 🇨🇦🇨🇦Silver tongued sinner with a blue flame soul. Dancing in shadows with scars that shine.
The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
42K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfr
Granite Man 🏴�... @GraniteDhuine
22K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
Crissie @CrissieC
52K Followers 3K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
48K Followers 6K Following Content creator, audiobook narrator, the best good-bad dancer on X, field frolicker, and professional grass touching expert.
𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖙𝖙 @bgdadyspnkbtm
48K Followers 14K Following
☕️Saint Vivica, P... @QueenVofCoffee
19K Followers 2K Following DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfud
Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy
42K Followers 12K Following Posting funny shit no one asked for, I watch cool guys drive fast cars for stress relief, my menopause train wreck
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
53K Followers 45K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Forward March @RunOldMan
37K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
Man of Letters @manofletterz
16K Followers 5K Following I'm not pretty enough to be this big of a dick but here we are
Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
15K Followers 4K Following I like long walks through the liquor store & beets. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN
chaos @girl_gone3
10K Followers 2K Following
SpaceX @SpaceX
40.1M Followers 120 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
SweetK🌻 @SweetOzzychic
899 Followers 741 Following Expect Random spontaneous silliness, innocent cheeky nonsense where my typos queef, and where my love speaks.♥️✌️❣️🇦🇺
SpecialKimtamine™ �... @LorazeKim
3K Followers 2K Following Villianous. Seesaw champion. Cancer Warrior. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. GenX. Rude motherfucker. 🚫DM 🔞 #FuckCancer
J 👨🍳 @ashbangwallop1
1K Followers 815 Following chef, dad of 2. I post food porn and the occasional off beat shenanigans.
Maze @MehIntoTheVoid
300 Followers 445 Following
Nathan Wall @MrNarwhal93
39 Followers 69 Following 19” neck size 14 shoes and an even bigger …… heart, I’m fat but fast ! fuck Poseidon I’m the unicorn of the sea narwhal out !
Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity
63K Followers 396 Following Artist. Created "Mystery Flesh Pit National Park" and other internet attractions. Available for commission work!
Dexerto @Dexerto
1.2M Followers 925 Following The leading source for influencer, streamer, gaming, and viral content
Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL
2.7M Followers 787 Following Stay moist https://t.co/QP5vVBNQq6 owner of @ShopifyRebels and @use_cheeky
Wendigoon @Wendigoon8
449K Followers 543 Following Board member of The ARP, co-owner of Mana Talent Group, co-host of CreepCast, sole owner of an overrated channel.
Papa Meat @meatcanyon
435K Followers 811 Following
Working_Mom @workingmomblog
4K Followers 5K Following All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February 🩷🪩 #LetEmKnow ❤️💛 🏀 #ForTheLand 💙❤️ ⚾️ 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Mama Scar @___nwahs___
6K Followers 4K Following be better humans. married. be kind. horror movies. sunrises. sunsets. photography. NO DMS. msu. red wings. spartan strong.
Lee Parinis @cybrestrike
3K Followers 5K Following Writer, artist, political activist, professional hedonist, eccentric bohemian, soccer aficionado, poker enthusiast, world traveler, Army veteran, DFH.
Hannah Shively @Han_Banana8
221 Followers 222 Following 🌴 love my family & friends. Anime calls to me like the ocean calls to Moana |🙏🏼|
Aurynanya @aurynanya
2K Followers 3K Following ❤️🔥 Writing beautifully brutal, devastatingly dark poetry & prose. | HORROR / FANTASY | #TWD | MUSIC & LYRICS | Cats | Mental Health ❤️🔥
Narlen @NarlenBrando
4K Followers 4K Following Former #Poet Laureate of Hell, INFP Heavily bearded, scarred & tattooed #SuicideSurvivor Recovering #Addict Cohost @horrorprompt #Homeless #HopePunk #HorrorPoet
Loz @lozharo67
6K Followers 2K Following Married 💜Taken😄 Gen X 67 Travel✈️music🎵🤘🎧Collingwood🤍🖤Melbourne Storm 💜Wigan warriors 🍒🤍 Raiders 🤍🖤 Leafs 🍁💙 🇹🇹 🇦🇺 NO BOTS OR PORN
On Patrol: Live @OfficialOPLive
139K Followers 2K Following Official Account of #OnPatrolLive. Every Friday & Saturday at 9e|6p, only on @ReelzChannel. Follow our hosts: @danabrams @CurtisWilson275 @Sean_C_Larkin
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364 Followers 6K Following
𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒶 @butterflysong_9
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📷Kenny📷 @photography_41
4K Followers 5K Following 50 yrs old. Fighting Avascular Necrosis, Psoriatic Arthritis, and Arthritis, Military historian, Photographer.
Mr. Hair @DonaldsHair2012
3K Followers 4K Following all we are is dust in the wind. just because i am the rug on top of his head does not mean i stand with him. i hate the mofo! avid gamer. PS4/5
Claire Perry @ClaireP51529609
427 Followers 435 Following Volunteer at Martineau Gardens. Photography. Nature is my passion. It’s my duty to protect wildlife.🦡🦅🦔🦊
The Wicked Bitch of t... @AlysonJCarter
333 Followers 281 Following Writer / feminist / cat mom / tumblr refugee / putting the b in lgbtq (she/her) 🏳️🌈❤️💪 #BlackLivesMatter
T.S. Noelle @TamSprunk
677 Followers 1K Following I am awake Awakened Right alongside the moon Cannot ever seem to sleep In my butterfly cocoon - butterfly wings T.S.Noelle 2023 poetry
Mandi Sommer @SommerofMandi
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Madi Rose @MADIlROSE
1K Followers 2K Following yum, insta: madii__peters0n @TheWeeknd ❤️ snapchat: madirose
Dua @blossoming_soul
13K Followers 9K Following Love Is The Password To Every Soul...!!! No DM Peeps 🚫
Heather @Heather_70_Lynn
775 Followers 759 Following Feel free to DM Please 'No DICK' pics https://t.co/O0DItwG9Jn
Jude Fenwick @fenwick_jude
175 Followers 595 Following Come on and join my crazy… I am not responsible for anyone going insane. I love marijuana, puppies and men and not necessarily in that order. Level 1 gay male
em jayy @emjayy1027
153 Followers 875 Following 31. mom. sometimes funny. have entirely too much random movie knowledge. bookworm.
Minister of Lonelines... @SensualRoger
434 Followers 198 Following Just an absolute train wreck of a human being. Garbage twitter.
Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street
11K Followers 13K Following Giving you good quality shitty tweets since 2010
Sassy Soap Droppin' J... @SassyJailbait
2K Followers 503 Following Secret Alt account for your fave Prison Wife. Maybe you know me. Maybe you don't. Maybe we'll bunk together 💀 IYKYK. My pronouns are: snack | snacks
S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ... @Shining_Enigma
12K Followers 2K Following A free spirit | lover of smiles and positive energy | good vibes only | kindness and fighting injustice matters | no DMs 🖤💫
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
14K Followers 6K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 (I’m on the other site) 🦋
Blackout Baby @BlackoutBaby713
131 Followers 149 Following your favorite misanthrope jailed acct for @AltVeruca