Dating is scary because what if they don't like my Surface color?
@surface As long as they love our #IntelCoreUltra processor. It's what's inside that matters most. 💙
@surface Why wouldn't they? That color is so you.
@surface If they don’t like the color, they’re not the one. 💅
@surface I only date devices that support right to repair.
@surface Bring back that image with the iPad Screenshot 🙌
@surface Then you get another Surface with another color.
cute...and even funny. But if prospective date for the evening judges you on color they ain't male, among other things. And if you are a male and she wrinkles her nose at your high quality silver computing device, she is probably an iPhone gamer. So take her out to McD's get her 6 McNuggets, BBQ sauce, and a Coke and call it a night.
@surface The kind of product my "inner teenager" likes to test, since... 🥺🖤
@surface I'd suggest you're picking very superficial people to date.
@surface Just get a Cybertruck or Deloreon. Then they can’t complain that you chose the wrong color.
@surface Then they're not The One ☺️
@surface At least you still have 12 inches. r_r
