Suzanne Wheatley 🇪🇺 @suzyredred
Freelance photographer - music and people. Shooting with Nikon, working anywhere. Find me on IG at suzyredred suzyredphotography.com Sussex Joined August 2010-
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Bravo, @taskmaster, bravo
A beautiful full rainbow just now in #BurgessHill looking east over #DitchlingCommon
What a beautiful thread (for language nerds)…
😭. @louise_stone get the tissues ready if you watch this.
😭. @louise_stone get the tissues ready if you watch this.
Achieve your personal and family-oriented goals with our empowering workshop. Learn, grow, and thrive as a parent. Join us! eventbrite.co.uk/e/empowering-f… #FamilyGrowth #Empowerment
Alumna Helen Rimmer was recently recognised for her efforts to promote kindness and wellbeing at work 🫂❤️ She explains how her Sussex studies continue to shape her practice today & shares tips to foster kindness and wellbeing at work. @sussex_alumni sussex.ac.uk/news/features/…
Today, for the first time in 27 years, I listened to the radio on an odd volume number. Nothing happened. I'm still here. Be honest, who else always has to have the volume on an even number? Why does it get us like that?
#CharlieChaplin & #FritzLang at @BABYLON_Berlin with the wonderful @babylon_orch & @conductorben. Last weekend I got to photograph Modern Times & Metropolis. If you’re in Berlin this weekend, it’s City Lights…and another chance to see Metropolis. Do it. 📽️🎞️🇩🇪
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It’s SO good to be performing @ChaplinOfficial again at @BABYLON_Berlin with @babylon_orch, alongside our gorgeous new Metropolis edition. Love these beautiful photos from this weekend, snapped by @suzyredred.
This is the content I crave. Yes. Fonts. Which is your preferred font?
Not long to go until lift off to this week's @TheNewsQuiz This week the News Quiz made the news, with a Government Minister claiming the show is ‘completely biased’ against the Conservatives. Andy and the team respond in typical fashion. With: @ZaltzCricket, @lucyportercomic,…
Just done a trial pitch on my coaching course for a programme of maternity coaching for organisations. Anyone interested... 2 sessions before mat leave, 2 during and 2 after....
#Brighton beach this morning. Sunshine and wind turbines. Nice fresh air. And no rain.
Loved everything about this. Brilliantly magical. SUPER cast. Awesome.
'Silent Night' by contemporary UK printmaker Hester Cox #womensart
10 years ago today I conducted my first film. It’s inconceivable to me that, several hundred performances later with a repertoire of more than 50 films, I now spend about half my time conducting live to picture. (1/2) (📸 @suzyredred / © 1990 Twentieth Century Fox)
Stunning #motherofpearlcloud over South Wootton in #westnorfolk this afternoon. What a treat for the eyes. #Nacreousclouds #nature @BBCLookEast
I love these little pr*cks. Support @sickkids today.
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8 Followers 73 Following Research Officer, mum of two boys, a little bit silly.My husband is likeable enough on a good day and not a bad man but, now he's in his late 40s, he can't bend down without weird grunting, nor can he do a poo in anything less than 20 minutes. This isn't really confession; it's an appeal for desperately needed advice. Please help!
Found a lump, got it checked, it was the dreaded Big C, had my testicle removed, I feel like half a man, but I get to see my girls grow up. Get your self checked guys.
My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.
I used to be very embarrassed by my parents. Thought they were incredibly boring and dull. They got up early & went to bed early. Spent endless hours gardening. Ate the same home cooked meals. Now in my 40s I wish I could have that life instead of the chaotic one I have.
Left a relationship on April 1st. The person I left thought it was a prank. So had to dump them again on April 2nd. They thought it was a continuation of the prank. They finally accepted the relationship was over on April 3rd.
Matched with a guy on tinder, who I'd got with on a drunken night during my college days but he couldn't remember. On our second date we bumped into his twin brother.
I can't wear my headphones and listen to music while I'm out walking my dog. It feels really disrespectful to her to not be fully engaged with what she's enjoying in the park, and chatting to her about what a good girl she is for finding a new tennis ball etc.
I'm a 42 year old bloke, just spent £400 at the Harry Potter shop at King's Cross after a business trip "for my nieces" now I have all the wands i wanted and a quidditch jumper. My neices aren't getting anything.
Really enjoying the new series of @taskmaster, Steve Pemberton has a beautiful brain 🧠
Had to hurriedly get dressed mid-shag and answer the door to my local councillor out canvassing. Good job I didn't send his wife down to answer it, I suppose.
Keep calm and… carry more? It’s a classic #Taskmaster SHED PANIC moment.
WhatsApp just changed their "online" and "typing" subheadings by capitalising them. It looks wrong and I despise it. I am a husband/father currently dealing with several difficult and stressful life events. This feels worse though. What the fuck is wrong with me?
So my dog passed away 5years ago and she always had subscription food, on a recurring card payment, I didn't cancel the payment because I couldn't bear to admit after 16yrs she'd gone, so I donate the food to the local dog charity with a note every month for the doggy's
My partner and I enliven Guess Who? by covering the existing faces with various celebrities instead. This means we can ask questions like, "Have they recently gone gaga?", "Is that a syrup?", "Are they a nonce?" etc.
To keep myself nice and tight, I've got into the habit of doing pelvic floor exercises whenever I'm sat at traffic lights. Now when me and my partner have sex and I'm giving him a squeeze all I can think about is waiting for the lights to turn green.
@suzyredred Wow! I am just looking at grey skies here! What a difference a 5 min walk makes.
We've been the most vanilla couple in bed for 24 years, 2 weeks ago wife gave me a blow job, no warning, no explanation. Can't help thinking somethings up.
When asked what 'special skills' I had during a job interview once, I said I could eat a jam doughnut without licking my lips. I didn't get the job.
I'm a carpenter of 15 years and still have to say 'righty tighty' and 'lefty loosey" in my head when working with screws.