𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

it’s Rhys. Joined November 2019

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

// changed my @ to preserve this one, plus it kinda works

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

hey, it’s got some redeeming qualities! like … skags? maybe? okay, i’ve got nothing.

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S҈M҈O҈K҈E҈ @MetaPhased

2 years ago

“𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝... 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝙸 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙎𝘼𝙁𝙀...”

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐤 @goldenagefinest

2 years ago

‌ 𝐈'𝐦 ‌ 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙-𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 ‌ 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐤 @goldenagefinest

2 years ago

‌ 𝐈'𝐦 ‌ 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙-𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 ‌ 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮!

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

Really because that was DEFINITELY a textbook cry for help. And whatever, I’ll just get a new arm since I’m so successful and can afford to. And my arm hated that high five. I can prove it.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

I’d almost feel bad for you if you gave my arm back.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

I don’t know … you could have been made in a lab or something. People make people in labs all the time, I think. Why couldn’t you be a LabPerson? Are you absolutely sure you were born?

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You just made that up. I cant imagine you having a gramgram. And if you’re plan on ripping my dick off, it’s gonna take you a while ifyaknowwhatimean hahaaa, up top! *goes for a high five with his only hand*

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

Buuuut it’s fun when I don’t? Riiiiight? *rhys crosses his ar— … wait, no he doesn’t*

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

AAAHHHH oh wait, it doesn’t hurt. Come on! Give me my arm back!

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

slaps the fking violin out of his hands

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

Rhys rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, unimpressed with the theatrics. Par for course with Jack. He frowns. “I bet you can’t even play that thing.” (And I’m still taller than him) “Aaand I’m still taller than you!”

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

… I really am, though. But fine, underestimate me — everyone does it. That’s my fault, I guess. Hasn’t stopped me from making things work. Just leaves more room for surprises. You like surprise … right? Like, maybe a birthday party or something, I don’t know.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

I definitely need my legs, because I aaaaam going places. Can’t you see the potential? It’s definitely there.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

I dunno, feel like it would be waaay easier to just tack on a few inches to you, make you a more standard height. Then you could be everyone’s Daddy, not just people under 5”11.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

That isn’t … *scoffs* that isn’t a real thing.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

Is this you trying to get me to call you Daddy? Kinda feel like you’ve gotta be taller than me for that.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

Was about to say, i thought they had you at drug addict. Or … maybe you’re more of a drug enjoyer.

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𝚁𝚑𝚢𝚜 @systemshook2

2 years ago

📱 Not Jack 💬 Well, I’m texting you so that must mean I don’t have a lot of other people to talk to. 💬 Or did you not mean “why you”? 💬 Im probably just having a not-quite-mid-life crisis. Either way, I just want a freaking drink. Let loose a little.