ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

Writer, podficcer, crafter. Joined April 2019

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ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

2 years ago

Vacationing in monsoon. Who needs Pokemon Go gifts from here?

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ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

2 years ago

Dear Weather Dad (aka @Mark_Baden), thank you for giving sage fatherly weather advice. Can you please tell people to assume the light is red if the traffic lights are covered in snow and concealing the colors? @WISN12News We came close to a few accidents with careless drivers.

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PITCH CANKER @pitchcanker

2 years ago

I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE

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PITCH CANKER @pitchcanker

2 years ago

I will never see you again

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ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

3 years ago

Shout out to @USPS for doing an infinitely better job than FedEx or UPS could ever do! I paid for basic shipping (7-10 business days) to send a large package halfway across the US and it got there in 2. None of that delivery limbo that FedEx always puts me through.

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

3 years ago

I’m wishing @HillaryClinton a very satisfying, schadenfreude filled weekend.

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ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

3 years ago

Me: Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp, when is my package going to be delivered? FedEx: Sunday between 10am-2pm! Me: Cool- FedEx: Jk, I mean Monday! Jk, I mean Tuesday for sure! Jk, I mean Wednesday!!! JK,IMEAN---

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bao 🍉🇵🇸 @teletelo

3 years ago

pov: you're laying under a glass table and you look up

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Tabi / follylolly.bsky.social @FollyLollySews

3 years ago

Today's Prideon is rainbow Sylveon! 🎀🌈

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Shematologist, MD @acweyand

3 years ago

Like or retweet if you’re on prescription medications or have played video games or don’t believe in God, and yet have somehow managed not to shoot anyone.

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Ninja Theory @NinjaTheory

3 years ago

Big, but believable. See how we brought this giant character to life.

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JAY! @ mini store open ! @splatbones

3 years ago

the man who sold the world // a deal with the devil (my favorite episode!)

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Cake or Death @Johngcole

3 years ago

Dear @365datacenters My website has been down for a week now because three of your data centers have been down since last Saturday. You claim there was a security breach, but there has been no reporting in the media of one. You claim you are working on a plan.

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ACEepic @ACEepicc

3 years ago

dark souls is peak gameplay

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ThusSpokeTheWraith @systemwraith

3 years ago

I saw it was Vyshyvanka Day, so I looked up some traditional Ukrainian embroidery patterns, and now I have a mighty need to make a scarf pattern with them to show my support. There are so many gorgeous ones, I don't know which one to try first. Slava Ukraini.