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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman. :-D
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast. no
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable procures success to the weak and esteem to all. George Washington :)
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. Douglas Macarthur no
Eat your betting money but dont bet your eating money. Horseracing proverb :-D
The magistrates son gets out of every scrape. Spanish Proverb :0
It is a sorry house where the hens crow and the cock is silent. Italian Proverb :0
What do cows do when theyre introduced? They give each other a milk shake! :-D
W. Somerset Maugham She had a pretty gift for quotation which is a serviceable substitute for wit. yep
If string is ingested it can become caught in the cat�s stomach or intestines causing illness or in extreme cases death. :-)
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish! :-o
A diplomatic husband said to his wife How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?. :-o
It looks to me like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks. yes
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. Samuel Johnson :)
the rotten apple spoils its companion. Spanish Proverb :-D
Q Why do men become smarter during sex? A Because they are plugged into a genius. ok
If its worth doing its worth doing badly. on not perfectionism to put things off . G.k Chesterton :-o
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