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Tyler Counts @t_counts

I laugh at my own jokes. Also, my entire life is a joke. facebook.com/tcounts Orlando, Florida Joined June 2009
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Tyler Counts @t_counts

11 years ago

Follow up: my phone died shortly after arriving at the mall yesterday. And all I bought was a pair of sweatpants.

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11 years ago

Called my mom for help and she didn't answer.

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11 years ago

Sexy Lucas at Best Buy almost got me to buy an iPhone 6 Plus, but I said no no no

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11 years ago

Hey twats I'm back. I'm under the influence of some recreational drugs and I've come to the mall on Black Friday. I'm gonna tell you bout it

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11 years ago

Ugh I'm just really bad at twitter.

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11 years ago

After I die, I'd like episodes of Parks and Rec to be projected on my tombstone.

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11 years ago

Ignorance often comes described as tradition.

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11 years ago

RIP Gay Days 2014.

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11 years ago

You haven't lived until you've fooled around with a pilot on the floor of an empty hotel conference room. #thankyouforchoosingdelta

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11 years ago

I always know I'm drunk when I start talking to myself.

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11 years ago

So I took my mom to Bahama Breeze to eat and the sexy bartender came over to say hi and GAVE ME HIS NUMBER! #goawaymom

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11 years ago

Cheetah Girls is on Netflix and you're welcome.

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12 years ago

I've moved a total of 14 times and the best packing tip I have to offer is wine.

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12 years ago

I can't wait to join my new family today!!! St. Louis Bound! #showtime

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12 years ago

Maybe he'll win the Super Bowl and come to Disney World and we'll start talking about Mizzou and then fall in love! #MonicaLewinsky

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12 years ago

OMG I think I made a huge mistake. Now what if I never get to be the housewife of a famous athlete?!

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Tyler Counts @t_counts

12 years ago

Do you think if I stayed at Mizzou, I would have been Michael Sam's boyfriend?

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12 years ago

Oh, and fuck Star Wars.

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