Teb Schleb @taaank_engine

There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Joined October 2016

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Mastermind @SivuJekwa

6 years ago

Not all snakes kill people and it makes me sad as a homo sapien to see people demonizing a species by making sure they're not in your house😢

MaKhumalo. @Siyakhm

6 years ago

Not all snakes kill people and it makes me sad as a homo sapien to see people demonizing a species by making sure they're not in your house😢

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tommyfountain @tommyfountain83

6 years ago

how hard english for Japanese people...

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"Twinkle twinkle little star High above the world you are. Like a diamond in the sky Ummmmm ... Valar morghulis, all men must die" My girlfriend trying to remember the lyrics to twinkle twinkle little star this morning

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Jamil F. Khan @JamilFarouk

6 years ago

The fact that the “good guy” exists to distinguish men with performative humanity from generic men who are generally monsters is the problem, isn’t it? Good guys are only good until they’ve manipulated and coerced womxn to get what the bad guys take by force. (Not that deep)

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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈 @DarronDiesel

6 years ago

Lynsey can’t even run a bath.

Jackie Phamotse @JackiePhamotse

6 years ago

Lynsey can’t even run a bath.

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Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch

7 years ago

Yeah I'm good at maths m - making a - awkward eye contact with t - h - s - strangers

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Zak Schlebusch @ZSchlebusch

7 years ago

I never thought about it before, but Shaggy had munchies so intense he literally chased what to his knowledge were actual monsters for payment in dog biscuits.

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Raven @hteraven

7 years ago

mRNA, rRNA, and tRNA working together to make a protein

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✨ANNIE✨ @deadD3V1L

7 years ago

twitter needs to verify @s8n

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Skoog @Skoog

7 years ago

[first guy to be sent to hell] guy: so it’s just you and me? satan: yup guy: damn satan: *kicks rock with cloven hoof* yup guy: i really hope more shitty people die soon satan: *sigh* yup

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Satan @s8n

7 years ago

God : Satan is pure evil and will make you suffer. Also God : you disrespected me so I’m going to send a plague to kill you and everyone around you.

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🌿🧚🏻‍♀️🌞 @jasmaniandevl

7 years ago

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Teb Schleb @taaank_engine

7 years ago

Can we address the fact that the other place that uses doubleplus (++) instead of actual words is the book 1984? What is the point of limiting your language like this? This is why attention spans are shortening

Samsung Mobile SA @SamsungMobileSA

8 years ago

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Teb Schleb @taaank_engine

7 years ago

You know sweet fuckall is happening in stellenbosch when STEERS can't be arsed to restock their fucking CHIPS. WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF STEERS WITHOUT THE FUCKING CHIPS!! WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST?!?!?!?

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Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science @rdfrs

7 years ago

No lies detected. 🕵🏾‍♀️ #MasterpieceCakeshop

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Jason Silva @JasonSilva

7 years ago

Death must be an evil — and the Gods agree; for why else would they live forever? Sappho [c.600 B.C]

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Teb Schleb @taaank_engine

7 years ago

Priest says "God is love" but shrek is also love, therefore the royal wedding has just confirmed that shrek is god.

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BILL NYE THO (parody) @Bill_Nye_Tho

7 years ago

it be ya own pollution

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eric jansen @_EricJansen_

7 years ago

Just saw a Eskom Billboard saying "Power couple like Romeo and Juliet" I don't think they know how the story ends, or is this just them telling us loadshedding is coming back?