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A question I find myself with on this labor day: what am i willing to pay in order to leave buffalo international airport three hours sooner?
NASTY stuff from Nolan McLean 🤢
You should probably take half an hour out of your day to freeze your credit on the three major bureaus
You should probably take half an hour out of your day to freeze your credit on the three major bureaus
Anyone wanna provide an opinion on what the proper etiquette is for when the CSO of the company you work at uses the urinal next to you. The return-to-office guidance didn’t prepare me for that one
A sweep ending to the series!
Based baseball player and indigenous land activist Shohei Ohtani blocks parasitic developer from further eroding what is already a fragile and decaying ecological landscape for native Hawaiians
Based baseball player and indigenous land activist Shohei Ohtani blocks parasitic developer from further eroding what is already a fragile and decaying ecological landscape for native Hawaiians
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I don’t know what they are feeding tiktok editors
I don’t know what they are feeding tiktok editors https://t.co/5x2xt0lL2A
Yeah, well the good thing is it's not like our country was built around the car
Yeah, well the good thing is it's not like our country was built around the car

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209 Followers 203 Following The reformed son of Twitsp. I want you to be happy. Fake Cincinnati sports fan
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hey yo @John_E__
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bad tweet maker @stupid_person2
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Ily (イリ) @Trillyana
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Light Blue Cheesus @LightBlueJesus
389 Followers 417 Following just a big sad boi twitsp divegrass Chad (Leverkusen/Liverpool/Orlando City) #ILF121
5-12 @PanthersAnon
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Welcome to Subway! @freespee1
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Trey Cunningham @gatorfantrey
507 Followers 2K Following Christ 1st, Minnesota Vikings Fanatic, Florida Gators Fanatic, Poptart Fanatic, General NFL fan, One Piece fan, Nintendo boy, IWU grad
I'm in the house like... @bwainwormhaver
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