Take A Shot @takeashotalex

The dumb shit my roommate says, put up here for your personal amusement and astonishment. #takeashot Joined August 2012

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11 years ago

Being a stripper would be the best profession

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11 years ago

I wish my major was playboy

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11 years ago

Deez nuts work

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11 years ago

If I went to jail, I would hot glue my ass shut

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11 years ago

Jews got kicked out of Spain

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11 years ago

How is their still a population in Africa, they have been killing eachother for 2,000 years

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11 years ago

You will never find a black guy in the dark, it's like camouflage

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11 years ago

If you have a boner, what do you do with it? Push it to the side or what?

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11 years ago

Is Pamela handerson a retired playboy bunny?

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11 years ago

Those girls will know what true southern hospitality is when they meet me

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11 years ago

What do you expect me to do if their are dumbass niggas on tv. It's a cultural term

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11 years ago

3 girls are coming this weekend... Alex responds: are they fuckable, I'll be racist?

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11 years ago

I played nationals

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11 years ago

I'm gonna wrap my name in shit on the bathtub

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11 years ago

Who is Catalina?

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11 years ago

I'm about to take my clothes off #aftersecondshot

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11 years ago

The British are coming the British room

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11 years ago

Who wants to see me flex, it's like gold

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11 years ago

You're asshole queefing is making your room smoky

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11 years ago

I'm drunk and only had one shot

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