mehdi @taqiyyatutorial

Hauta Garona Joined March 2019

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3 days ago

thinking about switching gyms again. not enough gay activity going on in the locker rooms at fitness park. back at basic fit I used to see old guys air-drying their nuts every week like clockwork

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3 days ago

Tapped In With The Italian Cuisine 👇🇮🇹

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4 days ago

they gotta start putting creatine in the tap water the way they do with chlorine

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a week ago

didn’t they have like an audio tweet feature on here at some point. I need to post a recording of me screaming at the absolute top of my lungs

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a week ago

God really went off when he made walnuts look like little brains and then packed them with stuff that’s actually good for your brain

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a week ago

hippie chick from my class last year dropped out and became a heavy truck driver. that's beast mode to me

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a week ago

hasret lkleb came early this year

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2 weeks ago

everyone in the lecture hall loves hearing the sound of me sucking snot back up my noise. when I skip class, they play recordings of it over the speakers

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2 weeks ago

I'm Completely Incapable Of Complex Thought 😃

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2 weeks ago

asking the lovely mexican family down the street from me if I can live with them like a son

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3 weeks ago

nobody wants to go lift w me tomorrow they all want me to die

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3 weeks ago

just dropped 160 on some new Asics oooh my money so good right now

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3 weeks ago

spent 10 hrs on campus today. I deserve a paycheck and some head

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3 weeks ago

turned another one of my boys onto NTS Radio. starting to feel like I should be getting a tote bag or a little stipend or something. some kind of ambassador program.

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3 weeks ago

I’ve been giving my hair a lot of oil baths lately as a beautiful young woman would

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3 weeks ago

they find a way to sneak strength of materials into the curriculum every year just to humble me

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4 weeks ago

throwing my hip out trying to get sturdy in my apartment

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4 weeks ago

I wish the Kebab place was closer to my house

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4 weeks ago

Riadh Jrad isn’t just a dick rider he’s also like 160 cm or something

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4 weeks ago

didn’t fully grasp how bleak the dating pool is for women up here until I saw a jaw droppingly beautiful woman clasped up with some guy wearing head to toe Stussy