Patrick Carter @tarpitcracker

19M He/Him/ Musician/ Skidmore '22 🐴/ Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈/ Down with cis ✊ paypal.me/carterpatch Saratoga Springs, NY Joined February 2018

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Everything Dice 🎲✨ @EVERYTHINGDICE

3 years ago

To celebrate our Kickstarter launching June 7th, we're going to be holding a giveaway every week! 🌊 Ends 6/1. Good luck everyone! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like + RT this post We're also giving away a second set over on Instagram! instagram.com/everythingdice #dnd #ttrpg #dice

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Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming

4 years ago

🔥 Big Giveaway 🔥 We're giving away a complete Barbarian inspired adventuring set. 🪓 This kit includes Master Vault, Rolling Tray, AND Mechanical Pencil - all crafted from Bocote and Hickory. 🥳 (Rules posted below 👇) #wyrmwoodwednesday #ClassOfTheMonth

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lil almond boy @graham_things

4 years ago

Broke: Queen's Gambit is a limited series about chess Woke: Queen's Gambit is a shonen anime for white women Bespoke: Queen's Gambit is an adaptation of this lil bitch:

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a @lolennui

4 years ago

so we’re just powering through hot drunk trainwreck summer without processing all the grief, I love this for us it’s like Hemingway going to the French Riviera after WWI

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transitioned itfab @x_cockslayr69_x

4 years ago

love to see the light draining out of my peers eyes every rehearsal #springfest

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hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah

4 years ago

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

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Patrick Carter @tarpitcracker

5 years ago

So when's Elizabeth Windsor gonna go on Joe Rogan?

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helena riley @freshhel

5 years ago

Everything changed when i found out U can go to home depot without a boyfriend or ur dad

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Zach @skinbonebignose

5 years ago

Everyone at Skidmore was once thinking of transferring but then got lazy

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

5 years ago

I don’t need drugs or alcohol to have fun. I need them to go to work

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CJ 👽 ACAB @dwcbusdriver

5 years ago

skee badee doo

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maggie @olmsdead

5 years ago

what if we go to sleep on dec 31st 2020 and wake up on jan 1st 2020? like a groundhog’s day-year sort of thing. i don’t know why that would happen but now that i’ve said it i’m

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Patrick Carter @tarpitcracker

5 years ago

My enjoyment of any version of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is directly tied to how they sing the word "Gay"

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river - any pronouns @adwhxxxreable

5 years ago

what’s a polite way to ask someone if they’re still dating that person or not asking for a friend

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maggie @olmsdead

5 years ago

you want to get someone a good gift? go through the accts they follow on instagram and find the artist or designer or jeweler or ceramicist or rug maker or whatever that they follow and buy their most popular item. happy holidays.

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg

5 years ago

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

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Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime

5 years ago

If saying "defund the police" loses people, maybe those people were a liability towards the goal of defunding the police. (as a step towards abolishing the police)