pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

(it’s me, i’m friends. keep me lifted)

@tashpocket I SCREAMED

@tashpocket Sent this to one of my friend and gave them the lactose intolerant edition of the Lord’s Prayer 🙏🏽 🧀😌

@tashpocket @nosleeptilltaco starting with huckleberry cheesecake ice cream

@tashpocket I live in Wisconsin where all the cheese and ice cream are and they just kill lactose intolerant people

@tashpocket For real. Pray for meeeee cuz I am eating it all.

@tashpocket People, people, lactaid can help!!! Just go buy some. It's saved lives

@tashpocket not sure what this means but @simbelmynevt good luck

@tashpocket Bought some beano and lactaid capsules last week. Let the games begin 🤍

@tashpocket 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@tashpocket Yes indeed

@tashpocket Fun fact, most lactose intolerant folks cannot tolerate pasteurized milk. Have no problem with raw milk, and especially raw goat milk.

@tashpocket Pink Himalayan salt

@tashpocket 🙏🏽 say a prayer for me please 🙏🏽

@tashpocket Sup girl, I have a cheese wheel and a pack of tums 😉

@tashpocket @YasminYonis I sure tf am😂😂😂

@tashpocket @IFMKLMB At all. They have my full support.

@tashpocket I think the only things imma make wilk milk in the mac and cornbread.

@tashpocket ...and we all will pay for them.

@tashpocket I know someone that will definitely be making bad decisions with his lactose intolerant ass on Thanksgiving lololol

@tashpocket @ForeverAnahi I have just made a horrible decision... again

@tashpocket Algorithm undefeated

@tashpocket @thatdamnbrook When granny hand me that plate of mac n cheese

@tashpocket @jaylahofficial And imma keep it pushin AINT NO DAIRY BOUT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO

@tashpocket Sitting on that toilet after putting whipped cream on everything and the 3rd slice of cheesecake

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@tashpocket Me to the toilet on Thanksgiving night and Black Friday

@tashpocket Lactaid is my friend right now. The moment egg nog hit shelves I was popping those little bastards like a junkie chasing that first high. Catch me doing lines of lactaid pills off a plate before diving face first into the Mac and cheese

@tashpocket Yes. Yes we are.

@tashpocket @bhtyson

@tashpocket @Shan_Lyn 😂😂😂

@tashpocket And don’t lie when people ask about dairy in food. 24 hrs of hot battery acid followed by constipation and gas is not how we want to spend Black Friday. (It’s me. I’m this friend!)

@tashpocket Got you lifted. I ate a quesadilla this weekend and legit thought I had a hernia afterwards 😂

@tashpocket Lmaooo my daughter already told me it's up and stuck for the holidays. Said she's gonna have to deal with it 😂😂

@tashpocket Pro tip: Get you some Imodium AD, it has to be the anti-diarrheal kind and pregame it, I usually take a full dose about a half-hour to an hour before eating. Saves a world of hurt.