Joseph Hall @techhat

Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical. Joined March 2007

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Joseph Hall @techhat

a year ago

Dear @amazon: Is this how you ship Christmas presents for your family too? Or just how you ship Christmas presents for my family? Even just a recyclable paper envelope would have been nice.

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a year ago

When you try to say something intelligent but your brain intercepts the transmission and says, "I don't think so, Chuckles. That's now how things work here."

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Joseph Hall @techhat

2 years ago

Trying to decide which one to get. Thoughts?

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2 years ago

Gamification: A process wherein something enjoyable is made terrible, and something already terrible is made absolutely awful. Often applied to games to make them feel like work.

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2 years ago

Some days the Spotify AI is really on the ball. This is not one of those days.

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Really sick of people saying that "people use Linux because they don't like paying for software." I use Linux because I hate using Windows almost as much as I hate using Mac. If software is worth paying for, I'm happy to pay for it.

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2 years ago

Today's lesson: yeah, the @Logitech mouse may be more expensive, but at least the scroll wheel won't fall off within 3 weeks.

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2 years ago

Dear Seller: If I didn't leave feedback it probably means, "congratulations, you sent me what I paid you for." And maybe you should just be happy that it isn't any worse than that.

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2 years ago

All is not right and good in Utah, but this is a start. @Rockler

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3 years ago

I have had an epiphany: Fox News is actually an #SNL sketch that has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Lorne Michaels must be making a killing off the royalties.

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3 years ago

It just occurred to me that I spend a lot of time thinking about design flaws. And then it occurred to me that the old timers used to complain about "things these days." #OldTimerEngineer

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3 years ago

OH: "I've never been in a natural disaster, but it's on my bucket list."

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3 years ago

The eternal question: "Where did I put my measuring tape?"

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3 years ago

So I guess buying a paid subscription requires a paid subscription? Thanks @Adobe

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3 years ago

You know, if Elon was put in charge at Amazon, we'd probably have to cancel Christmas.

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3 years ago

Guess it was windy last night.

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3 years ago

Dear recruiters: When you send emails to my work address that say "via LinkedIn", I know that you're lying to me. Do your clients know that you're lying to people?