ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

tweeting ted lasso script every once in a while. AFC Richmond's locker room Joined October 2020

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

Look at you in there, looking like a brunette Oscar the Grouch. #TedLasso

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4 years ago

Look at you in there, looking like a brunette Oscar the Grouch. #TedLasso

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

Jamie Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

I have a secret: I make myself big. Before I go into the room, I find somewhere private, I stand up on my tiptoes, put my arms in the air and make myself as big as possible to feel my own power.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

I'm going to insult something and then try it because I'm a good friend.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

It does make you realize how scary it is, allowing yourself to be intimate again. I mean, you really do have to be brave. And that's it right there, isn't it? I need to be brave enough to let someone wonderful love me, without fear of being hurt and without fear of being… Safe.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

4 years ago

He's fine. That's it. Nothing wrong with that, most people are fine. But it's not about him. It's about why the fuck you think he deserves you. You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. Like a GIF. That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... endless.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

What's a goalie? The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the... by the net.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach.

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ted lasso script bot @tedlassoscript

5 years ago

So, these Victorian-era headmasters, all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, and they thought that might do the trick.