Old Racist Texan @texan_racist
Joined April 2022-
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My heart.. 🥺
“I’m just gonna squeeze in here”
Armadillos collect leaf litter to build nests in their burrows by bunching leaves against their abdomens and hopping backward towards their nest due to their unique body shape x.com/uoldguy/status…
Kitten trying to catch a fly.. 😅
The inside of a wasp nest.
I love State Farm commercials because that’s where my bunny went to live when I was six
A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
This is a wolf spider carrying her babies. The sparkles are their eyes.
My guy is now a Scooter Hall of Famer next to Elijah Wood
If it felt uncomfortable to watch on TV as a bunch of Members of Congress act like blind drunk hecklers at a basement comedy show, it felt 10x creepier in the chamber. What a disgrace. What a terrible example for our kids.
I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems
Anyone else breathe a sigh of relief when captcha confirms that you’re not a robot?
Look, the thing that matters, and what we need to respect, is that Kevin McCarthy *identifies* as Speaker of the House
Several busloads of migrants were dropped off in front of Vice President Kamala Harris’ residence in Washington, DC, on Christmas Eve in 18 degree weather. cnn.it/3YMRvuM
Smart little bird.. 👌
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Kristi Noem is telling everybody that she murdered a puppy because she wants to be Donald's VP and she thinks the story will appeal to him. She's not wrong.
At 18, my academic advisor told me that “higher education might not be for you” as I struggled my 1st year at Uni. I was determined to prove him wrong. Yesterday, this first-generation, state-schooled student graduated from Cambridge with a PhD. State school kids, you can do it!
Perhaps we’re looking right at many of them.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
I bet it’s peaking now.
MY DAD JUST RETURNED THIS BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY HILL TO ME. He confiscated it from me when I was SIXTEEN…THIRTY YEARS AGO. ITS VINTAGE!
@gtconway3d @joncoopertweets If the DOJ comes through with a few guilty Trump verdicts, Melania can wear her jacket for the second time.
Yes. And a couple of guilty verdicts would help.
As we look toward the future and the challenges that lie ahead, we must come together around the principles of liberty, justice, and patriotism. By uniting in our common goals, we can create a brighter and more promising future for all.
Senate kills second article of impeachment against Mayorkas, it goes down on a 51-49 party-line vote. Murkowski sides with Rs after voting “present” on the first article
JUST IN: All outbound lanes on Kennedy Expressway at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago have been blocked by pro-Palestine protesters. People were seen getting out of their cars and making the long walk to the terminal so they didn’t miss their flights. “Vehicular travel…
In 2021, Xiao Qiumei, a 23-year-old crane operator from China, tragically fell over 150 feet to her death while recording a video for social media. At the time of her fall, most of her co-workers had already left the site. However, multiple witnesses allegedly observed Qiumei…
I went to the Schnecksville rally today to talk with Trump voters, because our biggest story isn't a wannabe dictator but the 74 million who want to live under one I met people trapped inside a hopeless doom loop of disinformation. My instant column inquirer.com/opinion/commen…
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The 911 call made by Nicole Brown Simpson after her ex-husband, O.J. Simpson, arrived at her house in October 1993. During the night of June 12, 1994, Brown was fatally stabbed outside her residence, along with her friend, Ron Goldman. An autopsy revealed that Brown had been…
Raccoon discovers an unusual way to have fun in life.. 😂
I seriously bombed my 1600 and came in 4th in my 3200, I want to start this day all over again with warmer weather. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
NEW: Australian mother throws her baby into the arms of a man as her last act on Earth after a maniac goes on a stabbing spree in an Australian mall. Hero. 38-year-old Ash Good died on Saturday after throwing her baby into a bystander's arms as she bled to death. Her baby,…
Y'all I went viral! I don't think I've ever crossed the 10,000 likes threshold. I'm so glad it's this beautiful picture.