Texts From Dave @textsfromdave
I am Dave's texts. Somerville, MA Joined October 2009-
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if you listened to what i said you’d never be anxious another day in your life. Whatever. I guarantee it
i had social anxiety when i was a kid too, but fuck that
I don't know why Harry Potter isn't going around slaying bitches because he is the chosen one.
I'm never going to get you off that fucking floor to go play video games.
I like this shirt on you. It makes your boobs look big and your belly look small.
What?!? We're married, you can eat food I've already chewed.
That's the sexiest thing I've seen in a while, me slapping you in the face with a piece of pizza.
Why do my farts smell like the zoo? Is that weird?
The women who don't want to be objectified have the worst sex life.
I'm going to crush this milk on the way to the Chinese food place.
Who has the right to judge us if we're driving around drinking and doing drugs?
I guess I don't really care about scenery, the only thing I've ever been impressed with is the Grand Canyon.
I had to slap the tasty out of his mouth so he knew we were related.
We should have genetic testing to make sure we don't pass anything weird on to our kids like big dicks or wolverine claws.
Me: I love you. Dave: Are you sure cause if you do you're dumb as hell.
We should play all legendary games as nsfw games.
Getting tasty burger delivered to my gullet would be the culmination of a perfect night.
Send him a picture of my butt cheeks and tell him I miss him. #friendship
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