TFLN v2.0 @tfln2
An unofficial Twitter feed of all posts from Texts From Last Night textsfromlastnight.com Joined February 2010-
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(605): You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. ... tinyurl.com/gqb4ocu
(563): Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list. (1-... tinyurl.com/hwj2vg6
(831): He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie. tinyurl.com/zcvpbwq
(520): I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambi... tinyurl.com/zzf8xdj
(912): I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's... tinyurl.com/zr4hqs3
(720): The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better. tinyurl.com/jnbt5kg
(519): I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bo... tinyurl.com/zoujrqb
(712): I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween. bit.ly/2e93bAz
(402): There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy... tinyurl.com/j8wdlr3
(225): My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year ol... tinyurl.com/hzwrjes
(919): I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to... tinyurl.com/zqqx3b7
(515): Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house. tinyurl.com/z4nsds9
(217): I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa. tinyurl.com/h54mp4e
(774): Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties. tinyurl.com/z7wxmcx
(256): Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016. tinyurl.com/zy3m258
(204): This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned. tinyurl.com/j4y2sv6
(920): I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date. tinyurl.com/h99corp
(617): I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is. tinyurl.com/zh9uh5r
(423): My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile. tinyurl.com/hgk4n74
(307): I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats. bit.ly/2eZKRhz
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KNK @tfln_Keunakeun
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Margaret Wollenzien @missmargaretw
200 Followers 962 Following usually late but always fashionably so 🖤🥂💎
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Christoph Schmitz @ch_schmitz
708 Followers 1K Following ver.di, Borussia Mönchengladbach, Bündnis 90/D. Grünen. Schwerpunkte: Finanzdienstleistungen, Ver- und Entsorgung, Medien/Kunst/Industrie, Telekommunikation/IT.
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2K Followers 6K Following Enjoying life to the fullest! Here to enjoy anything and everything that comes My way. NSFW must be 18+ to follow. LEVEL 48.
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244 Followers 1K Following I make my living off the evening news. Just tell me something. Something I can use. Girl dad/girl granddad.
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268 Followers 241 Following Senior Researcher @ Google. Working on AI cognition & ethics.
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