Man Card Rules @theManCardRules
Be a man.... world wide Joined February 2014-
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Asking for Help with anything = Man card revoked
Complaining about the weather = Man card revoked
Saying "Shooter is so mean" while watching Happy Gilmore = Man card revoked @ShooterMcGavin_
Smoking a fat lefty in Denver and NOT ordering a PaPa Johns from @FauxPManning = Man card revoked
Being a dead beat dad= Man card revoked and ball cut off to prevent any future miscommunication.
Combing over your hair to hide the bald spot = Man card revoked
Having your woman pay for your dinner out= Man card revoked followed by a public flogging
Watching NCAA football for pageantry of the cheerleaders and marching band = Man card revoked
Going to the bathroom to fart = Man card revoked
Holding your wife's purse by the strap in public and head held high = Man card revoked
Going out to watch sports with the men and having a VEX = Man card revoked
Watching any sort of female day time talk show = Man card revoked
Crying before and after the stop club = Man card revoked
Using the word Fierce in any form of conversation = Man card revoked
Leaving a $5 tip on a $150 steak dinner bill= Man card revoked
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