2_yutes @the_2_yutes
Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Blue dot now in the Big Red state. Satire is an art. 💙 It's not for everyone Joined September 2022-
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ICYMI: Kristi Noem somehow makes things worse on @seanhannity.
And we're still above ground.
UNBELIEVABLE. #KristiNoemPsychopath
I don’t think #VonSchitzenpants is trending here yet. You know what to do.
Remember how you felt, two years ago today, when the news came out that the Supreme Court would overturn Roe and set back women’s rights by generations? The man responsible is on the ballot again in November. Vote accordingly.
I said "wet nurse" and the fake Aubrey bot likes are coming in hot 🔥
I said "wet nurse" and the fake Aubrey bot likes are coming in hot 🔥
“Eric, the corrupt judge has ordered me to attend Melanie’s son’s graduation. I never even met the kid, I’m appealing.”
Lauren Boebert was humiliated today at GW Univ as she was serenaded with “Bettlejuice” chants by students recalling her groping incident, then she tried and failed to rip a flag down. Story … meidastouch.com/news/boebert-h…
@RepMattGaetz I believe you misread that as the Antiunderagedating Awareness Act, so I can see now why you're against it.
Holy sh*t. Donald is going senile. Spread the word so the media can’t ignore.
Holy sh*t. Donald is going senile. Spread the word so the media can’t ignore.
Does Keith kiss his queen with that mouth? 🙄
Suozzi: In December, I talked to a member of the Republican Party who's now the chairman of a major committee. I won't say who it is, but I said, "You know, we can't just appease Vladimir Putin. We have to support Ukraine. If we don't support Ukraine and we appease the Russians,…
My depression has anx.. @My_anxietylife
3K Followers 3K Following anti-trump anti-maga democrat podcaster resister mental health consumer #mentalhealthmatters #anxiety #depression #anxietyisntcute you can dm me if you are hotcatgate @catgate
3K Followers 5K Following 🥸Inherently lazy so use gifs. A lot. Baby whisperer. Proud Auntie. RN. No lists or DM’s please. Supporting democracy from 🏴Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper
34K Followers 28K Following In a world full of people who couldn’t care less, be someone who couldn’t care more. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.Mariamasaho @Mariamasah87534
21 Followers 3K Following Hello 👋 greetings well I am living orphan I am living with my little siblings we lost our both parents life is very difficulties from us at the moment 😥🥲🙏JamieGee @JamesGee1250
2K Followers 4K Following Moth Wrangler and Stylist Believer in Liberal Democracy everywhere.WhatsOnYourMind @USAWhatHappened
4K Followers 5K Following Mother, daughter, grandmother. I think for myself. Married to my hero VN vet US Marine. ❤️ the 🇺🇸 not happy with what Trump is doing to the US or its allies!Helen Bedd 🌊💙�.. @helenbeddd
3K Followers 6K Following she/her, Independent, dog & cat lover, Outdoors woman who is tired of the GOP's bullshit and hypocrisy 💙💙🐕🐈🌻🌊🏳️🌈💙💙Creagen Dow @CreagenDow
123K Followers 77K Following That one guy from some movies & TV you might have seen. Or not. The Big Bang Theory, Rizzoli & Isles, Castle, Geico Horror Movie commercial, etc.🌊🌊🌊Wayne The.. @mcburls
73K Followers 77K Following Путин, иди нахуй Left-leaning Christian #TrumpBelongsInPrison #resist #FBR Anyone sending me a DM will be BLOCKED.KS Thompson @DistressedInUSA
4K Followers 4K Following Trump is a TRAITOR! Our country deserves better. 💙Shaz - #Consequences @shazmaroni
2K Followers 4K Following #BidenHarris2024 #Democracy #Ukraine #Patriot #NeverTrump #theFlagFliesUpright 🇺🇸 All lives matter when we stand for all lives.Anne D. 🌻🐦 @hazy_violette
11K Followers 12K Following Life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness #JusticeForAll #FreedomIsNotFree #NatureLover #CatRescue #AirForceBrat #FBR #ThankYouTG ☕ #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇲🇺🇦Bill @bdowney2338
28K Followers 28K Following Truth junkie. Lover of animals, travel, sports, music, good coffee and tequila. #UltraDemocrat #ProChoice #StandWithUkraine🌻 #RIPTG ☕️ #FlyEaglesFlyColin Robinson @fermiparasocks
3K Followers 905 Following combat vet / sarcoidosis bag holder (emo-political)Kepano Kolohe @alala55
2K Followers 8K Following Firm believer in metanoia, Former longtime resident of Hawaii. Now Arizona #NeverTrump #VoteBlue #DisbandFreedomCaucus #DisbandTPActionScary Science Guy @db_pdx
2K Followers 2K Following 🌊🌊🌊 Retired physicist in the PNW. I'm a Dem and try to fight for what's right. Scary nerds like me also play rock, smoke BBQ, and love beer. No DMs, please!Jac @JacDalAM
12K Followers 14K Following #FuckTrump #VoteBlue 🌊💙 No DMs. Dog mom, happily married, MS Warrior, life-long Cure fan, Steelers fan, Vietnam Vet’s daughterBrent Benematti @BBenematti
2K Followers 4K Following husband, dad and papa. 30yr u.a.w member, 15yrs local president. liberal DemocratKate Luna 💙💙 �.. @kate13luna
47K Followers 27K Following bluecrew, equality, mybodymyrights, married, cancer survivor, Democrat, bluewave,Do no harm but take no sh!t. Do not push your Christianity on me.No Running In My Twit @khuBaibStation
242K Followers 265K Following Miley #smiler #demi #RB Just tryna live my life in a world full of bullies, liars, hypocrites, homophobes, rapists, racists, peadophiles, murderers &terroristsChristopher Murray @getmemurray
751 Followers 659 Following Stable Genius. Scion of Hollywood Royalty. Dean Rivers in #Zoey101, Nick Newport, Sr. in #ParksandRecreation. @JustinBieber 's Dad in #HoldOn video.#NAFO FellaBob Wheeler @rmwkenpo
19K Followers 19K Following Dad of 2, retired, philanthropist. Always FB. Block MAGA and peddlers. Here to lift the Dem party any way possible. 🌊💙 #resist #slavaukraini #RidinWithBidenRN Mindy from StL �.. @StLMindyF
4K Followers 5K Following RN, I ❤️ my husband, sons, Dolly the golden. I ❤️ Jesus but cuss a lot! ❤️ St. Louis sports Same name on ykseulB/tsoP/nodatsaM: MAGA/Crypto/Lists/DMs=blockedFlava Flave ☮️ �.. @alohajill1
8K Followers 9K Following Resister,Fvck Trump/MAGA,Animal Lover,Houston Astros,Dallas Cowboys, Cancer Survivor,#IStandWithUkraine #Resist #VoteBlue 🌊 🏈🐶 🌏 🇺🇦 No DMs!!!!Bluebird pooped an X @bluebirdpoopies
4K Followers 5K Following Leftist AF. INFJ. friend, ally, father, pantheist. WARNING: unapologetic vulgarity, reality and sincerity. Tweets narrated by Morgan Freeman #BidenHarris2024.Captain America @CapAmD9
2K Followers 3K Following My cats think I'm a Superhero. Starting over after a permanent ban & losing thousands of followers. I #FBR all non-bots #BLM DM=Block🌊💙Woman Veteran.. @Pamela_O_Plays
30K Followers 29K Following 🇺🇸Progressive, Liberal, 🌊Democratic Socialist💙, Regulate guns. TreeHugger, #GreenNewDeal, Animal Rights, #VetsResistSquadron, ---🚫maga 🚫dm 🚫porn 🚫cryptoStuart @stuhunter1
25K Followers 24K Following I cant stand trump or any of his traitorous enablers. All posts authored by me are my own opinion & should be treated as such. Blue wave 2024! No DMsLaurie @laurie1_g
1 Followers 1K FollowingGrace Pearson @GracePearson99
4K Followers 6K Following 💙 Ex legal-sec. 🌊Cancer survivor resulting in above knee amputation. 🌊Type 1 diabetic. Bi. Atheist. All very boring. 🌊. F**king hate Trump & Putin. 🚫DMs.🌊Carla Weisner Walker�.. @carlawa14060764
24K Followers 24K Following NO DM’S 💙 Resister💙 StandWithUkraine💙Dog lover💙 Lifetime Democrat 💙 Classic Rock lover💙 BlueCrew💙Climate Change☮️Joyce Boswell @stlgrams20
3K Followers 1K Following Retired RN likes to travel 🧳 Absolutely No DMs without my permission!!Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse
36K Followers 29K Following Dog lover Screaming into the abyss Failed Archaeologist now Failed Comedian Voted Best Content on X 🇺🇸🇨🇦🌊420💙🍁 by my Mom & her friend 🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸Mary-Elizabeth Pross @ProssElizabeth
5K Followers 5K Following Educator; Christian with compassion; Need to do more. Married to Lee; our sons: Will & Clint. Blessed by God. #RESISTOR; 🌊🌊💜 🟦Wojack (I parody some.. @PaperCraneAgain
289 Followers 1K Following “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” -Bilbo BagginsJessi 💫 @its_jessi_grace
66K Followers 13K Following I don't wanna brag, but I made someone smile today ♥ Please dm for credit or removal | No other dms please #KindnessMattersomaggie 💙 🌊 @omaggie3124
4K Followers 5K Following Mother, University, Career Guide, Activist, no DM’sLisa 🇺🇸🏴�.. @L1saJ
6K Followers 6K Following #FlyEaglesFly, Rescue Pittie-Mom, Fur-Grams, Vaxxed/boosted, Volunteer, Science is fact-based, I FB 💙 #NeverTrump #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracyNancy Martin @NancyMa900
23K Followers 24K Following Retired lawyer, love my dog Pip, Democrat, dual Canadian/USA citizen. Freedom, democracy, history, USA politics. No DM’s. No MAGA.Jackson the Labrottie @JLabrottie
387 Followers 384 Following Hi! I’m an 11 year old Lab/Rottie mix. I traveled from CA at 8 weeks old to my forever home.I’m crazy for food,snacks,squeaky toys and attention! #dogsoftwitterKIM F-M 🌊 🌻💙 @InspiringU2
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29K Followers 26K Following Physician-writer-artist—love animals, trees, books, science, Patti Smith, rock-n-roll, splatter flix. I am human. Nothing human is alien to me. 🏳️🌈🇺🇦☮️🟧Marc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
35K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.SandraH @SandraH49262787
3K Followers 3K Following Old lady with a big mouth, living life past her expiration date/thinks animals are smarter than humans/and definitely smarter than trump#BlueCrew💙💙 NO DMsAndrew J C C @Andrew_JCC
5K Followers 5K Following 🇦🇺•🏳️🌈•🏳️⚧️ally•🪩• 🚀 | 🎧 @friendlyjordies | Atheist | Centre Leftist | 💙 #BlueWave2024 #BLM | No MAGA | Whippet & Iggy aficionado 🦴 | 🇺🇦🇵🇸 ☮️Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper
34K Followers 28K Following In a world full of people who couldn’t care less, be someone who couldn’t care more. And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.JamieGee @JamesGee1250
2K Followers 4K Following Moth Wrangler and Stylist Believer in Liberal Democracy everywhere.WhatsOnYourMind @USAWhatHappened
4K Followers 5K Following Mother, daughter, grandmother. I think for myself. Married to my hero VN vet US Marine. ❤️ the 🇺🇸 not happy with what Trump is doing to the US or its allies!Helen Bedd 🌊💙�.. @helenbeddd
3K Followers 6K Following she/her, Independent, dog & cat lover, Outdoors woman who is tired of the GOP's bullshit and hypocrisy 💙💙🐕🐈🌻🌊🏳️🌈💙💙Creagen Dow @CreagenDow
123K Followers 77K Following That one guy from some movies & TV you might have seen. Or not. The Big Bang Theory, Rizzoli & Isles, Castle, Geico Horror Movie commercial, etc.Dan Boingino @reality67428
867 Followers 262 Following Fired by Fox. My head looks like a toaster. I'm not very bright. Norm MacDonald is my hero. So, your feelings might get hurt. Jokes come in all varieties.🌊🌊🌊Wayne The.. @mcburls
73K Followers 77K Following Путин, иди нахуй Left-leaning Christian #TrumpBelongsInPrison #resist #FBR Anyone sending me a DM will be BLOCKED.KS Thompson @DistressedInUSA
4K Followers 4K Following Trump is a TRAITOR! Our country deserves better. 💙Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_
309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.Shaz - #Consequences @shazmaroni
2K Followers 4K Following #BidenHarris2024 #Democracy #Ukraine #Patriot #NeverTrump #theFlagFliesUpright 🇺🇸 All lives matter when we stand for all lives.Anne D. 🌻🐦 @hazy_violette
11K Followers 12K Following Life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness #JusticeForAll #FreedomIsNotFree #NatureLover #CatRescue #AirForceBrat #FBR #ThankYouTG ☕ #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇲🇺🇦Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney
104K Followers 2K Following | Emmy Winner | Ent. Publicist | @DeraneyPR | #GoodTwitter |#girldad | Timeline Cleanser | 🇱🇧 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 | Formally Verified/Always Optimistic | 💍 |Patricia ☮️ 🌈 .. @ptrish1969
4K Followers 5K Following GenXr. Unowned Lib. Purple PA via Blue Cali. Unapologetic that I do not worship your imaginary dude in the sky. 🌊🇺🇦🌈 #StrongerTogether #BluePartyBill @bdowney2338
28K Followers 28K Following Truth junkie. Lover of animals, travel, sports, music, good coffee and tequila. #UltraDemocrat #ProChoice #StandWithUkraine🌻 #RIPTG ☕️ #FlyEaglesFlyKepano Kolohe @alala55
2K Followers 8K Following Firm believer in metanoia, Former longtime resident of Hawaii. Now Arizona #NeverTrump #VoteBlue #DisbandFreedomCaucus #DisbandTPActionScary Science Guy @db_pdx
2K Followers 2K Following 🌊🌊🌊 Retired physicist in the PNW. I'm a Dem and try to fight for what's right. Scary nerds like me also play rock, smoke BBQ, and love beer. No DMs, please!Kate Luna 💙💙 �.. @kate13luna
47K Followers 27K Following bluecrew, equality, mybodymyrights, married, cancer survivor, Democrat, bluewave,Do no harm but take no sh!t. Do not push your Christianity on me.Jac @JacDalAM
12K Followers 14K Following #FuckTrump #VoteBlue 🌊💙 No DMs. Dog mom, happily married, MS Warrior, life-long Cure fan, Steelers fan, Vietnam Vet’s daughterBrent Benematti @BBenematti
2K Followers 4K Following husband, dad and papa. 30yr u.a.w member, 15yrs local president. liberal DemocratRandomWhiteGuy📖 He.. @TheReelRandom
129K Followers 24K Following #Teacher #Writer #Worldbuilder #Photographer #ADHD (Before it was cool) #DepressionSurvivor. 33 years teaching teens about American Government. #Resist #SwiftyBob Wheeler @rmwkenpo
19K Followers 19K Following Dad of 2, retired, philanthropist. Always FB. Block MAGA and peddlers. Here to lift the Dem party any way possible. 🌊💙 #resist #slavaukraini #RidinWithBidenNo Running In My Twit @khuBaibStation
242K Followers 265K Following Miley #smiler #demi #RB Just tryna live my life in a world full of bullies, liars, hypocrites, homophobes, rapists, racists, peadophiles, murderers &terroristsFlava Flave ☮️ �.. @alohajill1
8K Followers 9K Following Resister,Fvck Trump/MAGA,Animal Lover,Houston Astros,Dallas Cowboys, Cancer Survivor,#IStandWithUkraine #Resist #VoteBlue 🌊 🏈🐶 🌏 🇺🇦 No DMs!!!!Bluebird pooped an X @bluebirdpoopies
4K Followers 5K Following Leftist AF. INFJ. friend, ally, father, pantheist. WARNING: unapologetic vulgarity, reality and sincerity. Tweets narrated by Morgan Freeman #BidenHarris2024.RN Mindy from StL �.. @StLMindyF
4K Followers 5K Following RN, I ❤️ my husband, sons, Dolly the golden. I ❤️ Jesus but cuss a lot! ❤️ St. Louis sports Same name on ykseulB/tsoP/nodatsaM: MAGA/Crypto/Lists/DMs=blockedDr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD
83K Followers 2K Following CEO & Founder @their__future PAC, The Only PAC For Kids | Senior Advisor @everytown | Pediatrician & Mom | Fighting for Their Future |Captain America @CapAmD9
2K Followers 3K Following My cats think I'm a Superhero. Starting over after a permanent ban & losing thousands of followers. I #FBR all non-bots #BLM DM=BlockChristopher Murray @getmemurray
751 Followers 659 Following Stable Genius. Scion of Hollywood Royalty. Dean Rivers in #Zoey101, Nick Newport, Sr. in #ParksandRecreation. @JustinBieber 's Dad in #HoldOn video.#NAFO Fella🌊💙Woman Veteran.. @Pamela_O_Plays
30K Followers 29K Following 🇺🇸Progressive, Liberal, 🌊Democratic Socialist💙, Regulate guns. TreeHugger, #GreenNewDeal, Animal Rights, #VetsResistSquadron, ---🚫maga 🚫dm 🚫porn 🚫cryptoStuart @stuhunter1
25K Followers 24K Following I cant stand trump or any of his traitorous enablers. All posts authored by me are my own opinion & should be treated as such. Blue wave 2024! No DMsGrace Pearson @GracePearson99
4K Followers 6K Following 💙 Ex legal-sec. 🌊Cancer survivor resulting in above knee amputation. 🌊Type 1 diabetic. Bi. Atheist. All very boring. 🌊. F**king hate Trump & Putin. 🚫DMs.🌊Carla Weisner Walker�.. @carlawa14060764
24K Followers 24K Following NO DM’S 💙 Resister💙 StandWithUkraine💙Dog lover💙 Lifetime Democrat 💙 Classic Rock lover💙 BlueCrew💙Climate Change☮️Joyce Boswell @stlgrams20
3K Followers 1K Following Retired RN likes to travel 🧳 Absolutely No DMs without my permission!!Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse
36K Followers 29K Following Dog lover Screaming into the abyss Failed Archaeologist now Failed Comedian Voted Best Content on X 🇺🇸🇨🇦🌊420💙🍁 by my Mom & her friend 🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸Wojack (I parody some.. @PaperCraneAgain
289 Followers 1K Following “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” -Bilbo BagginsMary-Elizabeth Pross @ProssElizabeth
5K Followers 5K Following Educator; Christian with compassion; Need to do more. Married to Lee; our sons: Will & Clint. Blessed by God. #RESISTOR; 🌊🌊💜 🟦😱 Scary Larry 😱.. @aintscarylarry
68K Followers 14K Following You may have followed me in a past life. One thing’s for sure, if you’re fighting to defeat fascism and save our democracy, then I am your friend. #FBR #Resistomaggie 💙 🌊 @omaggie3124
4K Followers 5K Following Mother, University, Career Guide, Activist, no DM’sJessi 💫 @its_jessi_grace
66K Followers 13K Following I don't wanna brag, but I made someone smile today ♥ Please dm for credit or removal | No other dms please #KindnessMattersMaggie Reed @MaggieReed91892
2K Followers 257 Following Political Satire and Comedy. 💙💪🏼 backup account for @mermaidmamamagsLisa 🇺🇸🏴�.. @L1saJ
6K Followers 6K Following #FlyEaglesFly, Rescue Pittie-Mom, Fur-Grams, Vaxxed/boosted, Volunteer, Science is fact-based, I FB 💙 #NeverTrump #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracyNancy Martin @NancyMa900
23K Followers 24K Following Retired lawyer, love my dog Pip, Democrat, dual Canadian/USA citizen. Freedom, democracy, history, USA politics. No DM’s. No MAGA.Proud Dem Forever @Jan2021Fan
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41K Followers 41K Following Followed by Glenn Kirschner, Amy Klobuchar, Barb McQuade, Morgan Fairchild, Nancy Sinatra, Graham Nash, Rep. Tarik Kahn. Meidas patronJack Buckman @JackBuckman3
17K Followers 19K Following USAF Retired, Vietnam Veteran, member VFW, American Legion, married, #BBN, GO CATS, VOTE BLUE, NO DMStephen Wunderlich @StephenWunderl4
52K Followers 56K Following Long a Seattleite ex-Chicagoan, gay, retired, lifelong liberal Dem, Fascism & tRump Resister. Love movies,music, TV,sports,trivia. #BlueVoices #VoteBlue💙🏳️🌈Shirley Sanders #Vote.. @Shirleysand22
14K Followers 15K Following Retired School Psychologist, Mom, Lover #StandWithUkraine🇺🇦🌻#ArrestTrump 🥷🏻#BlueCrew💙 #BLM. Plz no DM. Lost account @shirleysand21.chuck shriner @slingsingapore
10K Followers 9K Following international sports commentator. CBA, ABL, NPBL. no sports too obscure to call. Brockmire’s got nothing on me. he never called a carrom match.😎I had the honor of being asked to tell my story on Behind The Music. It was difficult, but also incredibly cathartic being able to reflect on my experiences, the incredible people I’m blessed to have in my life and most importantly, my bond with my father. I don’t normally talk…
Translation: Trump lied. Again.
Upon leaving court today, Donald Trump said he's not allowed to testify because of the gag order, which is not accurate.
ICYMI: Kristi Noem somehow makes things worse on @seanhannity.
So - my guy Chuck D @MrChuckD has my book. Maybe believe the hype?? simonandschuster.com/books/Its-Hard…
This looks like it could be the fee-good movie of the entire year! #KristiNoemPsychopath #NoCountryForOldC
@KristiNoem Fuck you, you deranged puppy killing MAGA skank.
@TM1Politics easy answer here, kid- trump has been arrested and released on conditions set by the court. if he refuses to follow those conditions, he can cheerfully occupy a cell where they are not in play. next stupid fucking question?
I cannot make this up. Fox is running ads for South Dakota starring Kristi Noem right next to ads for the ASPCA that featured abused and neglected dogs. I'm not kidding.
Right now I am working on the single greatest meme I've ever conceived of... and because my reach is severely limited on this stupid excuse for a social media, NO ONE will ever see it. But I'm doin' it anyway, because that's who I AM!
@TheGoodLiars Well I'm halfway through the video and I have not detected a single IQ point.
Our day at the Greensboro Trump Rally.
When you die, you Hell will be a fiery gravel pit where you spend an eternity hearing Cricket's cries as his life drained away. Or the taste of Corey's junk. They both seem equally infernal.
Don’t believe the #fakenews media’s twisted spin. I had a choice between the safety of my children and an animal who had a history of attacking people & killing livestock. I chose my kids.
And we're still above ground.
After 5 years & 113 episodes "The Fall Guy" aired its final episode on this date back in 1986. The series starred Lee Majors and originally debuted on November 4, 1981. #80s #80stv #1980s @HeatherThomasAF
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