Scott @the_real_scott

Musician and unrequited comedy writer. Also love dogs, humor, and golf. Not a nut-job. Western US Joined February 2009

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Scott @the_real_scott

2 weeks ago

What is the one thing that every member of the current administration has an affinity for?… Fox News

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It’s very telling that no one in Trump‘s orbit is willing to tell him that drug prices cannot be 1200% lower. That would mean for a $10 drug, the pharmaceutical company would have to give me the drug for free and then pay me $120. It must be debilitating to work for this stupid…

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Scott @the_real_scott

4 weeks ago

The world would be a brighter place if Fred Trump and RFK had remained celibate.

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4 weeks ago

I’m wondering, do you have to take an illiteracy test to become part of MAGA?

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a month ago

I just listened to Senator John McCain‘s concession speech when he lost the presidential election to Barack Obama. What a man of character he was. Our country is so diminished by not having a man of character living in the White House. Bravo Senator McCain.

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a month ago

Good decision, Keegan.

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a month ago

Silly mistake. The White House thought they were hiring an interior decorator. What they got was an interior desecrator.

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a month ago

I think it’s very telling that Donald Trump is the only president in recent memory who did not own a dog.

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a month ago

Members of Trump‘s cabinet kiss his ass so often they have started referring to it as the Blarney Stone.

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a month ago

After listening to today’s cabinet meeting, I’ve decided the J in Donald J Trump stands for Jong, like in Kim Jong Un. Also there is a picture of the entire cabinet in the dictionary under the definition for grovel.

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a month ago

Hey Rudy, I guess Hillary wasn’t actually dying in 2016 like you said. Guess that makes you a fucking liar.

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a month ago

Congratulations Tommy.

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a month ago

The new and improved Alexa kind of sucks.

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Scott @the_real_scott

a month ago

I had a colonoscopy earlier this week. They asked me what music I wanted playing during the procedure. I told them the Beatles song from Abbey Road “and in the end.”