The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

“This is a safe space, please speak your mind” aka “the rest of the organization is an unsafe, hateful, biased bag of shit, this is a token effort for us to make ourselves feel better but not actually do any of the hard work to make sure it’s not toxic” #BlackLivesMatter

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@shaftag.bsky.social @shaftag

5 years ago

Read the room @Google

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

5 years ago

The perfect intersection of bored Agile Coach, LinkedIn and lockdown 🤢 #coronaProductOwner

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

6 years ago

"Let's socialise the deck with the wider audience as a straw-man to start the conversation" It's a damn PowerPoint - not an 8 year old child struggling to make friends

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

7 years ago

The Pomodoro Technique: a way for obnoxious Devs to get away with being rude bastards for short bursts, several times a day. #Agile

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Martin @martinrue

8 years ago

@theagilebastard Replacement Agile coach: “I was was explaining the theory of constraints to my wife over the family Kanban board…” were apparently his last words. I didn’t even know someone could be beaten to death with a Kanban board.

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

8 years ago

Agile Coach: "I was was explaining the theory of constraints to my wife over the family Kanban board..." Everyone: "Shut up already, nobody believes you have a wife" #WIPLimit

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

8 years ago

If you liked it you should have put a WIP limit on it

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The Agile Bastard @theagilebastard

8 years ago

Agile on the #Blockchain: New estimates are broadcast to all devs Each Dev works on proof-of-work for the Scrum Master When a Dev proves their work, Scrum Master only accepts into block if Jira updated Scrum Master always considers smallest estimate to be the correct one