The Angry Doctor @theangrymedic
I tweet medical humour, #HealthTips, #StudyTips, and #AutismFacts. There's a place for me on your timeline ;) angrymedic.blogspot.com London to a hospital near you. Joined November 2010-
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People keep telling me "I'm surprised you haven't killed any patients yet!" Screw you guys, I'M surprised no patients have killed ME yet.
Today a patient actually took a crap on my hand while I was giving him a rectal exam. Become a doctor, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
@HemlockHerLoss Wait what? You got suspended? YOU? Did Moriarty finally got a job at Twitter HQ or something?
“@Bostonbookworm: I noticed :l stop leaving.” I'll try! Damn nurses keep dragging me away #ItsHardBeingHandsome
@TheArmyDoctor D'AWW I missed you too. I get called for insomniac patients loads. I prescribe pills more than cuddles, but whatever works...
I don't tweet in days, and I actually gain followers faster than when I DO tweet? VERY FUNNY, TWITTER.
JUSTIN AND SELENA BROKE UP?! OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS completely unchanged and exactly the same as it was three seconds ago.
God. 12 hours on call and I'm somehow still alive. Haven't eaten a thing though. Most amazing weight loss plan ever - be a junior doctor.
Hour 1 of my first general medical on-call. I don't know who to pray for more, me or the patients.
"If they say you look good in glasses that would be an optical allusion."
Chain of colds & flu in hospitals: Patients -> senior doctors -> junior doctors. Chain of blame: Everybody -> Junior doctors.
DEAR PATIENTS: Mind your kids! I'm tired of teenage girls pointing at me & screaming "Mommy can I have one of those?!" every time I pass by.
NURSES. Y U SO HOT? I'm trying to save lives here!
"I had such a bad cold, I thought I was coffin to death."
Feeling sick. I can't find paracetamol anywhere on the ward. What's the point of becoming a doctor if I can't even steal medicines?
I just did my first rectal exam on my new job. I am never, ever, EVER eating Nutella again.
“@TadraAngellyne: *hugs* I've missed you!” You've missed bad jokes and vomit-inducing puns? You masochist you #MissedYouToo
“@AStudyInPunk: Who cares about Twitter. You have to come back.” D'AWW-- wait why are YOU being nice? You want more drugs again don't you?
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@bypasser2012 @theangrymedic *hums Harder,Better,Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk*
@theangrymedic prostrate exams and hot nurses, you mean? Hehe
@theangrymedic true true. So when am I getting my mc??? :P
Don't "you need to get laid" me okay? Everyone need to get laid!
#MaxisMovies buy 1 free 1 promo is back. First no extra charges for data, then this? Feels like election season all over again. Lol
@theangrymedic your last tweet was 28 days ago. Missed your humor.......
@Bostonbookworm @theangrymedic Oh yes, really /hard/. *sniggers* lol
@theangrymedic @bypasser2012 :p *giggle* so hard being needed.
Being passionate doesn't give you a right to do it wrongly. Throwing stuff doesn't make you more passionate. It makes you brainless...
@theangrymedic I always thought I would lose but I gained because of the late night binge eating! I call it the #medicalmuffintop
@theangrymedic Shh, shh. It will be ok. *pats back*. Doing better than me. I almost feinted when I did my Oral hygiene test... Ughhh
Cheers @theangrymedic! Now you have put me off my breakfast as well! I was looking forward to my chocolate fudge glazed cupcakes!
@theangrymedic They make you start from the bottom, eh?
@theangrymedic yeah....you will. Just probably not for awhile :p
“@soefira: @theangrymedic They make you start from the bottom, eh?” Touché!!
@theangrymedic No it's not. *hugs* I've missed you!
@theangrymedic Who cares about Twitter. You have to come back. *Hugs*
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