Colin O’Donnell @theattachment
Twitter gadfly. Shill @mplscitysc. Recovering soccer writer @EPluribusLoonum and podcaster @TwoUnitedFans. Bloomington, MN Joined April 2009-
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Honestly, I’m disappointed. In our halcyon days Twitter would have milked a week off of Kissinger memes and now it feels over on X after four hours. I think it’s over.
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No one tell Jimmy Carter about outliving Henry Kissinger, I bet he’ll still have a good year plus of spite survival in him if he thinks Henry’s still alive
I mean this sincerely and with both examples like this and modest experience from talking to them: the average player isn’t that smart and certainly watches less MLS than you’d expect.
I mean this sincerely and with both examples like this and modest experience from talking to them: the average player isn’t that smart and certainly watches less MLS than you’d expect.
Drop by the picket line and show your support to folks who make your Allianz experience possible. @MNUFC can afford $12,000 a year to pay for their workers’ healthcare costs.
Drop by the picket line and show your support to folks who make your Allianz experience possible. @MNUFC can afford $12,000 a year to pay for their workers’ healthcare costs.
The only thing wrong with this is the picture. Give us the mournful corner flag!
The only thing wrong with this is the picture. Give us the mournful corner flag!
Seven years managing a soccer team in this era is an eternity and typically requires dynasty level success. Heath hasn’t had great investment, but he’s had the mandate to make MNUFC in his image. An Open Cup final and a Conference final aren’t enough to have justified seven years
Seven years managing a soccer team in this era is an eternity and typically requires dynasty level success. Heath hasn’t had great investment, but he’s had the mandate to make MNUFC in his image. An Open Cup final and a Conference final aren’t enough to have justified seven years
On the night where the most mediocre white guy that ever lived had his pet project fullback give up two goals before watching the center mid he forced via substitution to center back give up a goal within two possessions, I salute @MNUFC for giving VRJ a grand on Heath’s behalf.
On the night where the most mediocre white guy that ever lived had his pet project fullback give up two goals before watching the center mid he forced via substitution to center back give up a goal within two possessions, I salute @MNUFC for giving VRJ a grand on Heath’s behalf.
Find this and give it back to its rightful owner and no one gets hurt. You don’t want to make Ragnar and Clara walk like commoners.
Find this and give it back to its rightful owner and no one gets hurt. You don’t want to make Ragnar and Clara walk like commoners.
It’s beautiful, @BlackHartSTP.
I #VoteReynoso for @MLS Player of the Matchday!
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Thanks for spending your Sunday with us. Here is a video of Kobe the @allianzfield dog, as a treat.
Hooray @loonstravel but also me when @texaszeller exists
Part of the fun of @LeaguesCup is seeing how bad the refs from outer CONCACAF can be. Not close to a hand, barely messed up the sleeve as it went through.
Part of the fun of @LeaguesCup is seeing how bad the refs from outer CONCACAF can be. Not close to a hand, barely messed up the sleeve as it went through.
Maybe it’s the shot perspective (in which case, good cinematography) but it seems like Hunter Biden has a sewer pipe and MTG thinks that’s a bad thing
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