austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

starer at screens, pusher of bits. sre/infra/o11y. cat dad Seattle, WA Joined April 2009

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

2 years ago

well they paved paradise and put up a

annika💒 @femaleweezerfan

2 years ago

well they paved paradise and put up a

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

i left btw. find me at thebadcode.bsky.social

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

make invalid states unrepresentable

tara 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp

10 months ago

make invalid states unrepresentable

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

It’s a great song don’t get me wrong, but Gordon Lightfoot got a lucky fuckin break by getting to rhyme “peril” with “Fitzgerald”.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

Lot of folks on here missing the point that Trump is a stupid, narcissistic bully who conceives of every conflict in terms of an 80s real estate conflict and has unilateral, unreviewable, and irrevocable nuclear launch authority.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory)

vo @vanillaopinions

10 months ago

this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory) https://t.co/wjfHX9xvje

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken!

Stephen Semler @stephensemler

10 months ago

And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken! https://t.co/sje77NLDTC

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

Every building still standing in FL looks like the primary design criteria was being able to withstand a direct hit from a 2,500kg bunker buster.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

We can’t have a liberal Joe Rogan, but we can recreate him in the aggregate

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John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20

10 months ago

I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

I’m so fucking tired of Newsom idolatry. He was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle and that’s literally all you have to know to understand him completely. This is all a game to him; he holds exactly zero earnest political beliefs aside from expediency.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

So how did Biden win in 2020?

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

after everything, its very funny that in 2024 we experienced another "shy trump voter" polling error

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, remember that statistically, the most likely outcome is that you're merely a simulated voter in a Nate Silver election forecast and that very soon our reality will end.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

Anyone who believes Elmo personally grinded his character up to this leaderboard rank instead of paying for it is too stupid to be trusted with a keyboard.

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode

10 months ago

Gotta say, as a firm believer in “politicians should get elected in order to spend political capital, not to save it”, I really can’t argue with the GOP finally gutting Roe and then getting blown out multiple elections in a row.