Ben Johannes @thebenjosays
I love ribs. Washington, DC Joined April 2009-
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Yeah no shit... he's a professional golfer
Yeah no shit... he's a professional golfer
As a historian who has spent a lot of time thinking, reading, & writing about the French Revolution, I find it both endlessly frustrating & somewhat humorous that the left in America doesn't seem to realize that the dudes running the guillotine were, in fact, the baddies.
As a historian who has spent a lot of time thinking, reading, & writing about the French Revolution, I find it both endlessly frustrating & somewhat humorous that the left in America doesn't seem to realize that the dudes running the guillotine were, in fact, the baddies.
When you hear Democrats say our healthcare system is broken. It’s worth remembering all the Democrats who insisted Obamacare would fix our broken healthcare system. When you hear Republicans say our healthcare system is broken (because of Obamacare), worth remembering that they…
And whose fault is that?
No shit
Warning: Political Ideology May Impair Your Ability to Reason “[I]f you’re not careful, ideology won’t just shape your opinions; it’ll hijack your ability to reason altogether.” [Link below.]
That sounds like a you problem
As best as I can tell, Taylor Swift has at least some shit to talk about every man who has ever been in her life except for the holy trinity of Travis Kelce, Taylor Lautner, and Professional Wrestling Icon Jeff Jarrett #TaylorSwift
I usually hate when people say this but it absolutely applies given how unique and effective he was: Rashard Lewis was a problem
I usually hate when people say this but it absolutely applies given how unique and effective he was: Rashard Lewis was a problem
“So you’re telling me you’re cucked into self censorship?” No, I’m telling you that the people who see things differently than you do have determined that you’re not emotionally mature enough to handle disagreement in a spirit of camaraderie
Here’s something I want libs to understand: Every single person in your life who abstains from talking about politics in front of you is right wing.
Slots? $0 Table game? Would absolutely tip the dealer a good amount (maybe a couple hundred bucks)... I'd also consider throwing a chip or two to my tablemates who helped me win
Slots? $0 Table game? Would absolutely tip the dealer a good amount (maybe a couple hundred bucks)... I'd also consider throwing a chip or two to my tablemates who helped me win
Stephen King actually has zero (0) banned books. You can still get all his books from various sources including public libraries, local book stores, and Amazon.com So either Stephen King is stupid or a liar. I'd believe both.
Stephen King actually has zero (0) banned books. You can still get all his books from various sources including public libraries, local book stores, and Amazon.com So either Stephen King is stupid or a liar. I'd believe both.
A reminder that buying a house because you want your children to be educated in its school district amounts to shopping for schools just as much as using a voucher amounts to shopping for schools. Vouchers give poorer families some of the freedom that richer families already have
Father asks child, “where did the cookies that were in the cookie jar go?” having seen what happened. Atheist: The father must be an idiot.
Father asks child, “where did the cookies that were in the cookie jar go?” having seen what happened. Atheist: The father must be an idiot.
This is impressive and Judge is incredible. Now he's only... ... (Checks notes) ...... (Checks again) .........84 behind Barry Bonds' MLB Record!
This is impressive and Judge is incredible. Now he's only... ... (Checks notes) ...... (Checks again) .........84 behind Barry Bonds' MLB Record!
It is continually baffling how this dumbdumb was ever in charge of anything. I suppose it's proof that America really is the land of opportunity
It is continually baffling how this dumbdumb was ever in charge of anything. I suppose it's proof that America really is the land of opportunity
Mike Trout, man
Shout our to this poster for having a real therapist. If you aren't getting at least one moderately hurtful piece of feedback per session either your therapist sucks or you aren't looking hard enough in the mirror.
Shout our to this poster for having a real therapist. If you aren't getting at least one moderately hurtful piece of feedback per session either your therapist sucks or you aren't looking hard enough in the mirror.
Hilarious misunderstanding of a concept introduced in grade school. Also, Maryland is undefeated (decidedly untested and I'd be shocked if we win more than one more game this year, but facts are facts)
Hilarious misunderstanding of a concept introduced in grade school. Also, Maryland is undefeated (decidedly untested and I'd be shocked if we win more than one more game this year, but facts are facts)
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