Boof “Gas Can” Bonser @thebigboofah
Boomshakalaka. Fan of #Boobs, Hoons, SEC, Stangs - Last time I was happy: February 2nd, 2010 #Saints Earle, AR Joined December 2023-
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So do yall go to the University of Tennessee and just develop the worst country accents ever or what
No Instagram, I do not want to AI chat with Sloppy Mustard Man.
That Halliburton three was just the biggest kick to the dick I’ve ever received
Just purchased my first Scotty ever. Will it make me score better? No. Will it make me more consistent with my putts? No. But am I glad I did it? Yes. Fuck you Denis Shapovalov you were supposed to be the one who pays for this
Never tried a backflip before, just performed a 360° inward corkscrew flip with perfect technique upon hearing Derek Carr retired.
Fuck you I do not want you apart of my organization. Everyone in New Orleans hates you already and I hope you get cut during training camp. Fuck tou sincerely @tylershough2
This was two hours ago. Thanks for ruining everything and losing a lifelong fan @Saints
Today is the day Will Johnson becomes an official member of the New Orleans Saints.
3 years and 3 offensive linemen. The New Orleans Saints continue to torment me year after year
Also, because I am a professional NFL draft analyst, my draft crush is Tre Harris. I do not attend the university of Mississippi (unbiased analyst); however, they have some fuckin studs this year
24 hours until Jaxson Dart is an official member of the New Orleans Saints.
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She throwin ass in New Orleans I call her Derek Carr
They should have the regular Masters tournament every year, but throw in one random average golfer and just keep a consistent camera on him at all times. That way we always have someone entertaining to watch #fixedthemasters
Ja Morant explicitly saying a big ole “fuck you” to the NBA game after game will never get old to me
SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING REBOUNDS HUH? YOURE NOT 6’11”???? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU, I GET BACK FROM DINNER ($300 total) AND SEE YOU HAVE ONE MOTHERFUCKING REBOUND. CRASH THE GLASS AND NEVER BITCH ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. @jarenjacksonjr
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Texas First @texas__son
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Not Craig James @CJK5H_SMU
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