Hubbard Clarkston @thedamnfuture
Adjunct Professor for the Academy of Temporal Sciences, an august institute of time travelers. Of course, it doesn't exist yet! The Damn Future Joined March 2011-
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Hubbard Clarkston retweeted
A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…
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Hubbard Clarkston retweeted
Congratulation to FAMOUS SUBGENIUS Nick Offerman for his big fancy acclaimed spot on The Last of Us.
I’m not above shilling, begging or pandering, and I’m just looking for 10 curious quirky souls who haven’t already downloaded the MSCHF app to do so, thereby garnering me a “Golf Sucks” trophy. Get in here! @mschf mschf.app.link/CJc6aDsOnvb
Waiting for this nutsack to proclaim: “Suicide prevention will be for Twitter Blue subscribers only”
there's an idiom 欲蓋彌彰 (want to hide, exposed more)
Hubbard Clarkston retweeted
Elon banned the cyanide and happiness guy from twitter
You're still hearing it here first.
I'm off by 5 years
This aged like, well, cheese.
Let me clear this up: Jackie Chan has died many times, and has lived long before you. We still enjoy him 300 years from now.
How am I to hydrate when the straws are so sharp? Go to hell, Mr. Capris Sun.
Gods of Olympus, how is this confounded friggin' protocol supposed to work?! I had my great-great-great grandfather set this up for me.
On June 17, Twitter donated $25,000 to the Republican Attorneys General Association (RAGA), so this account is going dark. Not giving an ad view or red cent to creeping fascism.
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